Call to Religious Leaders |
Following the announcement of a fragile ceasefire in Gaza yesterday, the UN has pleaded with religious and political leaders from both sides to "grow the fuck up" and "remove their heads from their ar...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:02:00 GMT |
FTSE down... |
I’m sure, like me, you’ll all be worried about plummeting share prices, housing prices and how you’ll be able to afford the latest flat screen, but don’t worry because your fin...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:02:00 GMT |
The West Bank of my Lounge |
So my multiple faith lifestyle is making life rather complicated...My living room is like a battle ground at the moment. I just can't seem to get on with myself. Reprisals are a daily...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:54:00 GMT |
Teddy names... |
Any ideas? I'm stumped. (and I don't mean my hands have been chopped off) Very poo-er! I know!HH.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:56:00 GMT |
Respect |
I respect all beliefs in this world, even when they are based on ridiculously outdated, primitive ideas that don't respect anyone else's beliefs. These seem to be really catching on ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:46:00 GMT |
Urban Schmerban |
I have decided that I would very much like to become an urban gangster type person. You know the type that hangs around street corners being all territorial over a really manky area.
I th...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:13:00 GMT |
Cancer Scare |
A new report out today claims that cancer can been linked to shopping. From a test group of 1000 cancer patients, only 3 claim to have never shopped.
I think you'll agree, the e...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:25:00 GMT |
Breathe easy |
I've got it! The solution to excess CO2 in the atmosphere.
Hear me out...
...hold your breathe for say 3 minutes every day. If everyone does this then maybe I can drive my...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:05:00 GMT |
Gosh-darn it's hot! |
It's actually hotter in our house during the winter than it is in the summer. Hard to believe? Not if you check the theremostat.
Well, the kids were complaining about feeling c...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:28:00 GMT |
More Power! |
My Range Rover Vogue 4.4l V8 is my pride and joy. That and my wife's BMW X5. They show everyone that we have arrived as a family, that we can afford to run the biggest, thirstiest ca...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:34:00 GMT |
