our house is a very very very fine house |
So the first house, the one we almost bought, I loved it. It was sexy-cool. Mid-century modern cool, with a flat roof and huge windows. I bought mid-century modern handles for the kitchen cabinets, 30...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:21:00 GMT |
Creepy minds think alike |
So I was in this really awful junk shop out on West Chestnut. The overpowering smell of mothballs with an underlying hint of something more sinister filled the air, as we were greeted by two criminal ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:12:00 GMT |
Have you seen Elaine's portrait? It's upstairs. |
... so then I say, "Ira Glass, will you unzip my dress? I can't reach the zipper. Now if you won't do me a simple favor, I don't know what." And he says "Are you trying to seduce me?" and I say "Would...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:10:00 GMT |
things that taste good, but smell bad |
kim cheeparmesan cheesehard-boiled eggscooked cabbageseaweedsardines in mustard sauce
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
Oh, man I need TV when I got ... |
I have been hot for Ira Glass (of "This American Life" available in podcast form, thank God, since our NPR affiliate is not carrying it, in spite of my spirited requests as I begrudgingly send in my m...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:38:00 GMT |
self-conscious moments |
Some things are private and some things are public. As long as you are aware of the line, you are fine. But lets say you have your MySpace page, thinking everyone who could find you there knows you we...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
my computer makes decisions without me |
All of the headers on my home page here on myspace used to be blue. I didn't choose it, but I liked it. Now they are red. I didn't change it, and I don't like it. When I used my google search, I used ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:29:00 GMT |
Shock the Monkey |
We have a lot of static electricity in the house right now. Sometimes I think there is so much that we should harness it and use it to supplement our energy to run the house. Then it would be used for...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:36:00 GMT |
Another Grim Milestone |
I looked through my email messages today and this one jumped out. "Another Grim Milestone" (It was about the US casualties in this ill-conceived war exceeding the number of people killed in the attac...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:08:00 GMT |
Tragic figure rolling down the sidewalk |
There was this guy in a wheelchair rolling down the sidewalk downtown. He appeared paralyzed with limited hand movement to operate the built-in remote control on the armrest. I noticed him because he ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 22:40:00 GMT |
