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About Me

Not really sure what to write here, but I'll try my best to grab your attention. I'm Zach, but most of you probably already knew that. I can be funny at times, and other times very awkward...don't hate on me, I'm just trying to fit in. I'm a little bigger and taller than most guys out there. I guess that's why I'm often used as a human shield to hide people from their enemies, its cool, but it can also get a little bit annoying at times. I have an obsession with Miley Cyrus and Tila Tequila. They're like my two dream girls, don't hate on ya man just because he got a good taste in women! Football is my passion and I love the redskins, who I'm hoping will win this years superbowl :) I love electronica,and 90's eurodance. I haven't met anyone else on this planet that shares the same music interests as me, but its alrighty, I can't help that electronica gets me up and movin' to the groove. Some people say I get along with everyone, which I guess is somewhat true since I really don't despise anyone or vice versa. I'm kind of addicted to Sno-Caps, it's probably my favorite candy of all time. Twitter is also another addiction. So you should get one and follow me,k? Well, I think my work here is done. Sweet dreams of rhythm and dancing...
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Superstars VS. Half A Star

Hello kiddies. Over the course of this week, I went to see the true story Public Enemies. I felt good about it. Good review in people magazine, based on a true story, and you can't really get any bett...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Up, Up, And Away!

So surprisingly, I have another movie review. I went to see the movie Up in Digital 3-D and it was so amazing! :)I'm gonna give it a 9 out of 10 because anything made by Pixar already wins me over.The...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Movie Review

Here's my take on some of the movies out there.Angels And Demons - 5 out of 10Terminator Salvation - 8.5 out of 10Drag Me To Hell - 7 out of 10So in the end, Angels And Demons wasn't like the book. Te...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:51:00 GMT

Zacharius And The Magical Sword 2

Zacharius And The Magical Sword 2News Reporter: " Today is the 235th anniversery of the tragedy known as the Village of Serenthia Massacre. It was here that 235 years before, a fiendish child by the n...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 14:58:00 GMT

A Germ X Man And Purell Thanksgiving

A Germ X Man And Purell Thanksgiving Germ x man and Purell gathered 'round the dinner table, as they sat with their fellow friends and colleagues: Dawn, Mr.Clean, and Joy. As the grace was said, the f...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:49:00 GMT

Germ X Man And Purell: The Reunion

Germ X Man And Purell: The ReunionGerm X man woke up bright and early on this cool fall morning. He stretched, did his daily treadmill exercise, and got ready for another day on the job, but something...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:25:00 GMT

The Fall of the House of Paris Hilton ( A Parody of Poe’s "The Fall of the House of Usher")

The Fall of The House of Paris Hilton It was a dark and stormy night. I began to see the pink colored mansion and yellow drapes of the house on the horizon, as I rode down the concrete driveway o...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Zacharius and the Magical Sword

Zacharius and the Magical Sword Little Zacharius was a troubled young boy who was always getting himself into things he shouldn't be doing. His mother is a whore, and his father left the family....
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:16:00 GMT