I'm Skippy Gaffa-Twine, I was bought in Newcastle on the 13th of January by Sam, Sam and Liam. I cost 5 pounds and was already inflated when I was bought. I had an eventful day, being taught how to be a good kangaroo, and being lead through town by my family on a lead made out of Green twine. Lots of people were intersted in me, and two strange girls came and started talking to me, Liam, Sam and Sam. They were asking why they bought me, and then asked where I was bought from. Liam told them I was from Australia, but then they said that I had been bought from the shop in Eldon Square, and Sam had a go at them for being stupid by asking where I was from when they knew anyway.
I was then taken to the Green, where some emos wanted to stroke me, but were stopped, then some wankers were coming to kill me, and so we all ran away to Leazes park. On the way there I looked at a Ferrari and a drunk girl was asking if I was a kangaroo, and believed Liam when he said I was a dog. Also an old man started to sing a Rolf Harris song to me. I tried to fly when I was at the park but the wind was not strong enough, so I went and was given a drink from a big splash. Some more emos were in the park, and they wanted to hug me, and asked where I was from. I was allowed to play on the rides in the park, such as the boat and the see-saw and the horse.
On the way out of the park Rob came running up to us, and my family decided to take me onto the Jetty so I could look out over the lake. We passed some basketball courts when we were walking through the park and we stoped behind a bush so I could peek out at the people playing a sport that I could have owned them at.
Walking back down the hill towards the town center we stopped outside Barker and Stonehouse, then, out of nowhere two evil charvs set upon me a horrific attack, I suffered two nasty wounds from this incident. Liam attempted CPR but it wasn't enough, so I was rushed at full speed to the tool shop so that Gaffa tape could be purchased to help me get better. I seemed to be getting better but then some people, who were meant to be friends of my family, started to kick and punch me. I was already deeply traumatised from the previous attack, so this extra helping of kangaroo-hate did not help at all.
When my family had stopped me being attacked again, I was bought my first item of clothing, it was a yellow t-shirt with a picture of a mountain range and a hanglider, which apparently looked like Australia :S ! I then had a go on a Clifford the Big Red Dog ride, before having to recieve more medical treatment for a new wound that had opened up, possibly due to the beating that i was subjected to by those people who were jealous of my parents for having me. After I was bandaged up in the Gate I was taken for a ride in the lift in the Co-op department store, I went all the way to the 3rd floor.
When my family and I were loitering outside the Gate a Leprechaun appeard, and distracted my family with some tricks while 12 evil dwarves snuck up on me from behide. due to my weakened state, because of all of the wounds that I had recieved during the day I was unable to fight them off, and my family hadn't realised that I had been kidnapped. I was taken to the Gateway to China and it was there that I had my throat bitten out, and was brutally beaten to death by there little stamping feet! To make it worse the evil little buggers wrote with my own blood on my torn and tattered, blood stained shirt, a gay slogan from the 1980s, Frankie Say RELAX! They then dumped my battered corpse ina bin and took my shirt to my family before disappering into the night.
I don't know why those dwarves attacked me, all I wanted was to bring peace and unity to the world, but alas, my dream will now never be achieved :(Thanks to...Sam Byers for buying Skippy and the Twine and Gaffa tape.
Katy Martin for taking all of the pictures and buying the yellow t-shirt
Liam and Rob for being part of the family
Sam C-F for writing the about me section
Rach, Ruth, Rosie and Jess for walking around Newcastle with a large inflatable Kangaroo lol
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