ok so here it goes *deep breath* this myspace page was created by the lovely and beautiful Nicole! (who spells her name with exclamation point by the way) to confess her love for me and for Akbar and her intent to have 50 million headless Akbar babies to use as fuel for some kind of rocket ship that will import the rockitude from distant far off lands and bring it back to earth until it consumes the world and kills off shitty pop music, it is working too just look at how paniced Brittney Spears is.*exhale*
There now doesn't that make much more sense than just telling you that this is the offical Ryan Akbar page made by Nicole that Ryan will post shit in sometimes and hopefully keep everyone updated on what is going on in Akbarland (the rockin'est place on earth)
So if you wants the 411 on all the cool Akbar haps the kids on the streets are all talking about then check this page out and stay in the know.....BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!
*hugs and kisses*
Ryan
now back to the regular page.
*ryan.akbar.is.afraid.of.spaces*
EVERYBODYS RYAN AKBAR!!!
But not you.... yeah you aren't Ryan Akbar... sorry for the misunderstanding.
Ryan is the crazy cool singer for AKBAR! a punk rock influenced band from Corvallis Oregon. AKBAR does what they can to keep the Corvallis scene alive! They definately have the ability to connect with the audience and make a memorable show for all... with several of their very own masterpieces as well as covers of Against me!, the milkshake song, T.S.O.L. and Minor Threat...and of course their own signature -tweaked cover- song entitled "We Are Akbar" to the tune of "Sex and Violence" by the Exploited. You are pretty much gauranteed to be singin along and shakin your groove thing at each show.You can also check out their band page at:
www.fuckakbar.com
:disclaimer:yes I am that fucking "uber cool". Get it? Got it? FUCK YEAH!
