Timothy DaCosta
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"Only one thing comes to mind when i think of the name Timothy DaCosta, and that is...the second coming." -Ghandi
Truley the last American myth, Tim usually spends his days curing various diseases and stealing money from elderly people in exchange for groceries. Mr. DaCosta is also known for his various charity work and time spent volunteering. On any given weekend* you can find Tim reading hard-cover novels to deaf children, or teaching sign language to the visually challenged. But what most people don't know about this living legend,is his life long struggle with over-active heart disease. Which leads to "whale like" amounts of testosterone and the ever-growing ability to mate. *excludes friday, saturday and sunday morning.
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