Happy Fathers Day! |
23 REASONS WE ARE HAPPY YOU ARE OUR FATHER EVERYDAY
1. You played a really important part in giving us life.
2. You taught us to laugh at ourselves before they do.
3. You taught us to take responsib...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
The best of "Chuck Norris Facts" |
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris a...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
If Chuck Norris were President... |
If I am elected president
BY:Chuck Norris (posted on www.worldnetdaily.com)
I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises?
I made a list I'm certa...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT |
Murder, anyone? |
Month OneMommy,I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mont...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:04:00 GMT |
God vs. Science |
A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:32:00 GMT |
The Bird Feeder |
A funny parallel... I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily a...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:37:00 GMT |
Sometimes you need a chuckle... |
This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Servicebloopers:Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".*Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.*Remember in prayer the many who ar...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
I am feeling SO much better!!!! Thanks for Asking! |
Yeah, so I was just diagnosed with strep throat. Wow, dropping the big "diagnose" word in there kinda made it sound like it was cancer and I was dying or something. But alas, I have survived.
If you ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:28:00 GMT |
Just Whatever! |
So, I have no point to this blog. I just felt that I had a need to post a blog. Nothing all that fasinating sticking out in my mind that I have anything to say about. I bought some new tennis shoes to...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:20:00 GMT |
Loopty Loo 2! |
This is a great story. But, that's what it is...A STORY!
Who is Xenu? I'm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I'll begin.
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:06:00 GMT |
