Abletoshine

This band is simply a bad band who came out of the biggest @@@@ Camden's sewers never managed to digest although it was an accident according to the Camden local authorities but unfortunately denied by the Pope on trip to Guadalajara. Formed with a collection of no rhyme-error ignorants preparing for post-doctoral graduation ceremonies, the joyful gang decided after been spawned from the shittiest musical inspirations that they should never wear clean pants nor even pretend to be sober after Thanksgiving just in case people would think they are Canadian. Protect chickens. We do not, and I repeat, we do not encourage people to come to our shows or listen to our stuff 'cause it would be seen as a naive and completely stupid attempt to restaure the pre-global marketing-area leitmotiv " invite your friends at your party to become famous". No we won't. Please do not insist. If we become famous it will be a gross misconduct falt committed by several billions of individuals who accidently confused us with the last reformation of the Kwizzy Inch Jones family on-trial movement. To all the people who came to our shows and encouraged us, please run back and if we hear you talking about us, we will invite your mums for a nice romantic bbq on NewQuay's beach, and never call them again. If your sister listens to us, she will probably go to jail at least twice in her life for brown-colour furred kittens rapture, and traffic signals dismantling to access free parking slots.Could someone help us becoming teleguided-free airplanes, unfortunately we have got to torture our wood-and-string bongo jukeboxes infiltrated by the Polish mafia before well God knows, a deep source of concerns for all well-advised observers. Don't listent to 6-month older music, the next big thing will happen in 2015. If you think music production quality drives taste and talents, you want to stop reading this, light up a cig, go back home under a pale grey sky and rethink about your whole life for a couple of month with no food, no drink and no internet. Go home, just stop &*%?+@@ read this, we are not for you and will never be.