Charles

Hello! My name is Chuck. I think of myself as a cross between Einstein, Woody Allen, and Fabio. The intelligence of Fabio, the body of Allen, and the wit of Einstein.All right, that doesn't tell you much so I might as well start at the beginning. I was born a poor black child. Okay, that's a lie. I was actually raised on a ranch by my Pa and my brothers Hoss and Little Joe. Okay, that's a lie, too. Waaay too much pop-culture. In all seriousness, I grew up in the Midwest (Zip Code = E-I-E-I-O), lived in South Florida for 12 years, and now call the British Virgin Islands my home as I await extradition. (just kidding on the extradition thing) I'm seven dog-years old, so I most often eat Cycle 3 for mature dogs. This means the age in my profile is wrong, but I can't figure out how to change it! Anyway, I'm 6'4" tall and just shy of 200 pounds, with dark hair (all of it) and blue eyes (both of them). To go with my height, I have very large hands and size 13 feet - and you know what that means... Yes, that's right -- big gloves and shoes.Money? Forget it. I gave all of mine away to the O.J. Defense Fund years ago.OK, I'm gonna jump totally out of character and be really serious for a second. I was married once, but don't have any kids. In fact, there's no baggage at all, emotional or otherwise. I love playing music and I'm into photography and good design. I don't smoke, don't do drugs, and am as stable as you'll ever find. But I'm also really, REALLY fun to be around. Of course, that's my opinion. Who would say they're as boring as a doorknob?Oh yeah -- did I mention I have a commercial frozen margarita machine at my house?