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Joe Valenti(ne)

My granmdma always said Stab first. I dont know the second part, because i stabbed her.

About Me

They don't call me "Excellenti Valenti" for nothing.Simply put i like the little things. I like it when my accounting homework balances, i like the sound of gravel under my shoes, i like having a toothpick after a meal, i like to ask somebody the tough questions, i like math jokes, i like being picky about ordering food, i like girls, i like my friends who dont let me get away with anything, i like my house, i like being 23, i like laughing, i like sitting in silence around a camp fire, i like waking up without an alarm clock, i like chicken, i like DnD, i like Dr. pepper, i like my family, i like CS Lewis, i like boring myspace layouts, but most importantly i'd really like you to ask me what i like in real life...MySpace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Robert Valenti
Birthday: July Five, 1983
Birthplace: St. Peters, MO
Current Location: St. Louis, MO
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Husband shoes (i can explain)
Your Weakness: Girls, spelling, kinda ticklish too...
Your Fears: Being buried alive...just creeps me out.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage (sp), thin crust, from Imo's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: noob
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are there Magic cards stuck all over my body? (Recent)
Your Best Physical Feature: Bedroom eyes.
Your Bedtime: 12:00 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: When the world was smaller. When everything was only a bike ride away, and you werent too busy to relax.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box, COME ON!
Single or Group Dates: Group, I shine in group settings
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mom's homemade tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Dont drink coffee, but if i had too...i'd get a hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Only in ping pong. Which i play a lot of.
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. I got a smell i'm trying to keep under control.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I'm thinking about graduating...
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Confidence is only a perspective one takes. I choose to be confident, so i am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I've heard things...
Are you a Health Freak: No, i'm italien.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Picture perfect.
Do you play an Instrument: Do spoons count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, not a lot though.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dates? I've gone on disappointments..are those dates? I'm kidding. Yes i've gone on a date. Two actually.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, once
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Yes, but like it wasnt my fault. The beer tasted so good, and the people were egging me on.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah i was 17, well not so much beaten up as i got the SHIT kicked out of me.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, but i worked there, and i returned it later. So its more like i shop-borrowed.
How do you want to Die: I want to challange someone to a duel. And hopefully win.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A great man.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, but also France.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunnettes, but red heads are real cute. Rare, but cute.
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Less than me.
Best Clothing Style: Unique. Their own. Something that's them.
Number of Drugs I have taken: By FDA definitions, zero.
Number of CDs I own: Maybe 2, 3 if i look harder.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0, but i got some ideas. I'm think a tatto of hair.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Looking back i dont regret anything except when i used to regret things. That somehting i regret doing. Regretting.

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Music:

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Movies:

Star Ship Troopers, Space Balls, Children of Men, Pan's Labrynth, Equilibrium

Television:


Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"
A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Heroes:


Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

My Blog

Do you know me?

I would like everyone who reads this to post below one thing they know about me. It could be a story, favorite food, favorite activity.  What ever. 
Posted by Joe Valenti(ne) on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Am i really a JULY

Does this description really match my personna. I dont know if i agree with being a charmer? lol. JULY=ATTITUDEoutgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. self...
Posted by Joe Valenti(ne) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST

My First and Only Poem

This is a poem I wrote.  It is the only poem I have ever written.  And for those of you who know me, it takes a lot to inspire the Arts in this Mathmatician's Heart. Useless   Loving th...
Posted by Joe Valenti(ne) on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST

How to make a joe

How to make a Joe ValentiIngredients:3 parts intelligence1 part silliness1 part energyMethod:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!Username:http://www....
Posted by Joe Valenti(ne) on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:39:00 PST