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Joel

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I don't play hard to get. I play hard to like.

My Interests

Breathing, eating, occasionally sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Music:

Too much to name. I like it all.

Movies:

Cowboy Bebop, The Brothers Quay, Fifth Element, Seven Samurai, Kevin Smith collection, Kill Bill 1 & 2, What Dreams May Come, Fletch, Better off Dead, Top Secret, Best in Show, Bubba Ho-Tep, Office Space, Breakfast at Tiffanies, Breakfast Club, Harold and Maude, The Burbs, Crybaby, Roman Holiday, Serial Mom, Sixteen Candles, Pecker, Army of Darkness, all things Troma, UHF, Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death, Amelie, The Lower Depths, The Dark Crystal, A River Runs Through It, Naruto, Ninja Scroll, Cool Hand Luke, City of Lost Children, The Dirty Dozen, Kelly's Heroes, Shining, Being John Malkovich, Dolemite, Monsters Inc., Nightmare Before Christmas, Pump up the Volume, Blazing Saddles, Walk the Line, Grosse Pointe Blank, Big Fish, Labyrinth, While You Were Sleeping,

Television:

Mail Call, Ab Fab, Black Adder, Family Guy, Futurama, Anything on the History Channel, Insomniac, South Park, Stargate, Law and Order, M*A*S*H, Monty Python's Flying Circus, All in the Family, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Salute Your Shorts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Sanford and Son, Benny Hill, Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Mr Bean, Dick Van Dyke, Who's Line is it Anyways (Brit version), Oz, Conan O'Brian, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, You Can't Do That on Television, Pete and Pete, Get Smart, Little Rascals

Books:

Dead Souls, The Kite Runner, World War Z, History of Torture, Harry Potter series (Recognize bitch!), Eragon, The Apocrypha, Metamorphosis, The Naked Sun, Catcher in the Rye, Demons, Eugene Onegin, The Myth of Sisyphus, Ancient Mythology, Breakfast of Champs, Cash by Johnny Cash, the list goes on and on.

My Blog

Death of a Salesman

Ignorance is bliss. I wish I was always kept in the dark so that I wouldn't have to worry about being hurt.
Posted by Joel on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST

I Love You

I miss you. I miss the smiles you give me. Especially like this.When I have bad days, just like the one today, I think of you. When I feel all alone I remember that you love me unconditionally (a...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Meh Part 3

Life. Who needs it?So meh again. It seems no matter how much effort you put into things, some people will never be happy enough. No matter how hard you try in at work someone reminds you that it's not...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST

Meh Part 2

Homies aren't supposed to step on toes like that.
Posted by Joel on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

Meh

So what the hell. I hate blogs. I like reading what my friends have to say, but other than that I think the majority of blogs out there are shit. So here's my little addition to the pile of shit. &nbs...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST