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sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray

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About Me

Well, first of all, like Ron Burgandy says:Then of course: I'm pretty big into astrology because every time I read something about myself it's pretty much on the nose. Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

fucking with people, questioning authority, mobbing around town with crystal and cooking Second of all....I love to drink I love skiing, jetskiing, fishing, blogging (check 'em out), going to concerts....music, music, music! During football season (so glad it's here!yea!!!) you can find me at the bar most Sundays rooting for my favorite team.
MySpace Codes I love photography with Herb Ritts and Helmut Newton being two of my favorite artists.

I'd like to meet:

first and foremost, i would like to meet my soulmate. a guy who knows how to spoil me with lots of attention,love, vodka, and weed. but i don't want a pushover. i need the urban renassiance man!!! where is he damnit? i thought i found him but... he broke my heart :( and now i'm lonely and sad Would You Do Anything For Love? I met that man: Mickey Avalon...so cool. Now I want to meet these guys... Good Charlotte They just dropped a new album in late March and it is so kick-ass! I also want to meet Amy Winehouse and buy her a couple of shots. I hear she gets violent when she is drunk and she is so tiny! I would love to see some shit like that.

Music:

punk rock: fukin' Dead Kennedys ~THE VANDALS ~Misfits~Violent Femmes~The Distillers~Rancid~White Stripes~D.R.I.~Bad Religion~NOFX~Fugazi..... , emo and alt-rock... Panic!At The Disco Fall Out Boy fukin' Pete Wentz is so hot!!!! Good Charlotte~Mickey Avalon~Breaking Benjamin~Amy Winehouse Old School New Wave: The Smith~The Cure~Depeche Mode...

Movies:

i love anything with Will Ferrell in it! Blades Of Glory was hee-larious!Ya...already have it on DVD, got it like 5 days after it came out and i've watched it no less than 10 times. idk...ihave waaaaay too much time on my hands ;) comedies are my fave but i'm pretty rangy when it comes to what kind of movies i like. basically anything but horror films; except for Shaun Of The Dead {idk why}. Smokin' Aces was trippy and kick-ass George Clooney was so funny in Oh Brother Where Art Thou!

Television:

Comedy Central is my default channel so....Scrubs Chappelle Show~Mind of Mencia~Halfway Home One show i wish they would play repeats of is Kids In Hall Weeds on Showtime is fukin' smart, witty, and compelling and I love it! I also watch a lot of MTV and VH1 because my daughter is super in to that crap right now.

Books:

I love books! I love to read...White Oleander is my all-time favorite contemporary novel...it's so good so you should do yourself a favor and read it retard. John Grisham and Stephen King are probably my two favorite authors though. i like it when people write, period. this little cutie recently wrote me a haiku! how sweet is that?A sweet and cool guy A cute smile to melt your heart A wonderful date.

Heroes:

My hero is my daughter she whorships the ground I walk on and is a little princess. She lets me brainwash her and her little mind is so malleable. She puts up with all of my craziness and doesn't mind that I hate to cook and clean because she would rather be running around with me and stop off for sushi at the end of the night than be stuck at home with June Cleaver. It's hard being a single mom, but she makes it fun too! my bff Crystal , crystal is hands-down the very bestest friend i ever had....if only we were all as unselfish as she... Oh...I finally met FUKIN MAGOT...and he is a new hero of mine because he introduced me to so much new fukin bad ass music it's not even funny. check out how cool we are... molly~factorygirl~awesome~sensitive~beautiful in her own right~a budding heroine of mine

My Blog

Random Things in Small Doses..

While discussing some loser friends of ours: "You can't turn oranges into peaches, sweetie." "Yeah, but you can throw the rotten fruit away, can't you!"   Something Jonas said to me about three d...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

The Directions Life Takes...

Okay guys.... I know it's been awhile, but I've been VERRRRRRRY busy trying to upgrade my life. I got a new boyfriend. Extra-Fancy and Imported. From Oregon. He's pretty much everything I've ever want...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

A Regular Decorated Emergency

Big Fella died an insanely cruel death Wednesday night. The 12 year-old arsonist/cumserialkiller who lives below me announced to the neighborhood, "Big Fella is dead, Big Fella is dead!" I rushed dow...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

What With All These Kids Going Back To School....

I was thinking about how good I used to be at doing outlines.... This Should've Been Discussed With Me On My 18th Birthday I.   How to make a weed pipe in a pinch    &nbs...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:25:00 PST

Attention Prospective Mates....

i have a 9 year-old daughter.  our lifestyle is very, um, how do you say, chaotic, obnoxious, unpredictable, dramatic, tear-filled, laughter-filled, uproarious, and all the other synonyms for cra...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

repost...i removed this blog but ima putting it up again...Why Doesnt Anyone Want To Date Me?

why doesn't anyone want to 'date' me? Maybe, it's me.. I seriously have a problem..... Is it just me or does it seem as though what passes for a legitimate relationship these days is 'hooking' up wit...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

New Tats...

I was reading a blog the other day... ya'll know i blog alot...duh. well, i'm not only on myspace to be a total computer nerd/geek and keep up with 'the times'.  i love to write and i love to rea...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

by the way....

nobody has really said a goddamn thing about my new pink hair!!!!!! and i really.fucking.hate.it when people read my blogs and don't post a comment or anything! so rude! i mean after all... you guys k...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

Someone told me i should put my big girl panties on...

so i did! and i finally emailed jim back ( since he refuses to answer my phone calls ) and this is what i said:   i simply cannot believe you won't even talk to me, i thought you were an adult......
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

call me fuckin Juliet Capulet...

or however the fuck you spell that tragic, no good whores name. that is the only thing running through my mind now as i curse myself for wanting something so fucking bad that it actually came to me. i...
Posted by sassysarah™im not unfaithful but ill stray on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST