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Vampiradurex

It's sexy to conquer, subjugate, and kill

About Me



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My Interests

Find substance in the world through philosophy, psychology, and/or any form of art. Or just find substances, period. Indulge occasionally in impulsive, self-destructive activities because there's no reason not to. Over-analyze and stare at things until they resemble a Dali painting, then have a cigarette. stumble around until I find the meaning of life, realize it's worthless, and die, all before I'm 27, hopefully... And oh, yeah, world peace.Here are some of my photographs:

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'd:a) Leave me obscene messagesb) Pass my all-purpose "Pink Flamingos" litmus test (the trick is to have a sick sense of humor, not to actually get off on the depravity; just simple, primal human interest)c) Someone who is not only insanely intelligent and wildly entertaining, but with whom I can just shut the fuck up with for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence...Or just Harmony Korine... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

The Epoxies, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Beck, Bauhaus, The Cure, Joy Division, Radiohead, The Jesus and Mary Chain, miscellaneous indie bands provided by the boy who shot Alexander Hamilton, Skinny Puppy, Gogol Bordello, Elliott Smith, Depeche Mode, Pavement and Stephen Malkmus, Atari Teenage Riot, The Unicorns, Islands, Haujobb, Leftover Crack, the Arcade Fire, Kimya Dawson, Throbbing Gristle, Garbage, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hole, Sex Pistols, The Cardigans, Mindless Self-Indulgence, The Prodigy, Skunk Anansie, Test Icicles, Velvet Underground and Lou Reed, My Bloody Valentine, Peaches, The Decemberists, the White Stripes, Violent Femmes, Dead Kennedys, Les motherfucking Claypool and Primus, The Smiths and Morrissey, Butthole Surfers, Silversun Pickups, Johnny Cash, Cold War Kids, Smashing Pumpkins, etc. and some crappy guilty pleasures that you'll just have to get deep inside me to know... Fundamentally, I will love to love everything Gregg Araki loves

Movies:

My passion and one true love; should contain "copious amounts of blood & gore, sex, or drugs - hopefully all of the above with complete and utter disregard of any sense of morality - and preferably with subtitles". I love John Waters, Asian horror cinema a la "3...Extremes" and Miike in particular, Gregg Araki, Gaspar Noe, Michael Haneke, Stanley Kubrick, Harmony Korine, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Lukas Moodysson, Todd Solondz, Michel Gondry, George A. Romero and other miscellaneous shitty horror movies (although "The Exorcist" will always somehow fit in), Ingmar Bergman, Woody Allen, musicals having either to do with transsexuals or space westerns (see: McAbee), Martin Scorcese, camp (eg "Mommie Dearest") & cult (eg "Coffin Joe" series) & R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", Kevin Smith, Roman Polanski, Pedro Almodovar, perverse French films (Catherine Berillat, etc.) and some French New Wave, and Bette Davis is my goddess. James Cagney, Lou Castel, and random others fit in there. Somewhere. Also, relating to the condition of indie movies as of late: Don Cheadle is the new Laura Linney.

Television:

"Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge", "Degrassi: The Next Generation", "Robot Chicken", "The Dave Chappelle Show", "Monty Python's Flying Circus", "My Super Sweet Sixteen", "The Sopranos", "The Ren & Stimpy Show", "Cops", "Untold Stories of the ER", "Strangers with Candy", "Father Ted", "South Park", "My So-Called Life", "All in the Family", "Date My Mom"/"Parental Control"/"Next", and random shows on the History Channel

Books:

Not all of Salinger's work, Freud's case histories, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Carroll, Mary Gaitskill, Hubert Selby Jr., Burroughs & Keruac & Kesey, Dostoyevsky, Nabakov, Alexander Cockburn, Irvine Welsh, existentialism (Kafka, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Sartre), Oscar Wilde, Charles Bukowski, John Kennedy Toole, good satire, Anthony Burgess, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, some Chomsky and obscene shit by Joyce, suicidal poets, mainly Sexton, the wunderkind formerly known as J.T. Leroy, Gray's Anatomy, de Sade's "Justine"

Heroes:

Caligula, the Marquis de Sade, God and various other dictators, Antonin Artaud, Noam Chomsky vs. Jacques Derrida, Sigmund Freud, Pauline Kael, Anne Sexton, Dave Chappelle drinking coffee two feet away, Friedrich Nietzsche & the Existentialist Gang, Medea and Lady M and Courtney Love, psychotic artists (especially the Surrealists or ones who've cut off limbs), Francesca Love, all my favorite directors and all people truly dedicated to film, my grandpa, John Waters, most of the Beats, and generally anyone else who's ever fucked up or been fucked over tremendously and done something interesting with it
I will marry this man

My Blog

'Bergmanesque' Is Not A Compliment (And Is Not Synonymous With 'Death')

Late-night rummaging is rarely a good idea: case in point, present. Found a bunch of random, alternately profound or embarassingly maudlin shit, everything but the one thing I was desperately looking ...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

This Manifesto Will Not Be Televised

And all I can hear is get the fuck out of this town, now, cause the past is gripping me so tight, choking me, suffocating, waiting to bestow me with a death kiss and theres nothing I can do but crumbl...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

Fear & Loathing in Los Angeles...

I go to LA far, far too often - the official Noah Lowry Broomstick town, and day (Eryn knows what I'm talking about)... Check it out; http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f154/Vampiradurex/Fear%20a n...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

Killer Dance Party!

So it's my lovely Alissa and Al and Sean and Eryn and I love everyone in this fucking room so much. Billy Idol and Madonna and Mindless Self-Indulgence and APC and Nine Inch motherfucking Nails, danci...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

Sentiment Francais

There is nothing more torturous than watching French films sans cigarettes, eyeing their plumes of smoke jealously and wishing they all die a slow, painful death from lung cancer. So now I'm...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:05:00 PST

I Wish Harmony Korine Was Here...

So "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" finally came out in theaters a little while ago, and yours truly made a beeline for the foretold cinematic disaster, in this case driving all the way to th...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST

The Boy Who Wasn't There, or (My) God Is Dead

So it's been slowly discovered and deliberated among circle of the literati elite that J.T. LeRoy does not exist.  His legend, and my obituary, goes as so: as a boy in rural West Virginia, L...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:53:00 PST

New Year's Eve and A Clockwork Orange

So it's December 30th once again, and the old dilemma appears - what the fuck am I gonna do tomorrow? I hate New Year's Eve because I always feel obligated to find some party, get drunk and hook up wi...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST

State of the Union Address

The world's fucked... based on the fact that I was let into the Vatican, twice. Got a new tattoo, hookah and motherfucking NIN tickets. Saw "Ken Park", which has bee...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chemicals

Something is definitely wrong; not even flesh-eating zombies can salvage this melancholic wreckage... What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that at school...
Posted by Vampiradurex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST