Well...I'm a beagle. I'm mostly blind. I like peanut butter, cheetos, and whatever you're eating. You can't hide food from a blind beagle- I have a nose like Pinocchio and ears like an airplane. On an average day, I wake up, sleep, go outside, come back in, nap, repeat those 5 actions about 6 dozen times, fight with my room mate Pepper (also a beagle, though totally not as cute as me) and then I go to bed for 23 hours. I also enjoy tripping up humans- it's my take on the banana peel gag. I kinda smell, but I think the ladies like it. My humans don't, though- they bathe me, then I gotta work up the stink again.I'm a fan of constant snacking, pets, and compliments- although I'll act like I don't want them, I do. Oh, I also have 4 human slaves and that room mate named Pepper...I hate Pepper.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I am a beagle, not a pet.
What is your name? Bucket- though my full name is Mr. Bucket. I'm old now, show me some respect.
What other nicknames do you have? Buckethead, Buck-choy, Buckeroo, Bucky, Buckers, Mr. Buckerson, Wrinkly Orange Sock, Wrinkly Orange Wonder, that thing, and Dammitdog
What is your favorite treat? everything
What would your owner describe you as? My human slaves would describe me as a miserable old dog, which is fine- considering I used to be a young, miserable dog.
What is the funniest thing you have done? I may or may not have trapped myself in my girl slaves hamper. I won't 'fess.
What is the bravest thing you have done? I barked once. What? For your information, it was at a really big leaf.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Unfortunately, ladies.
Are you a social animal? Depends, got food?
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Not always, that ruins the surprise.
Are you friendly? *laugh*
Are you overweight? Pudgy, possibly, but not overweight.
Do you like warm milk? Got some?
Do you eat cheese? Is that dumb question?
Do you eat bugs? I eat fleas, don't I?
Do you live with other animals? Yep. Pepper. I hate her.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Damn straight.
Do you like to exercise? *hysterical laughter*
Do you like car rides? Is the older girl slave driving?
Do you get into stuff? Depends...was there food in it?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Who? Oh! You mean my slaves. Yuh. I guess.
Do you like to swim? NO! Water is bad! BAD, BAD, BAD!
Do you chase laser pen dots? No, I blink, annoyed.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I guess so.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
