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Mitchy

About Me

Twenty Random Facts About Me
I'm a husband | I'm a Daddy | I do those two things hardcore | everything else half-ass | I'm 6' tall | I weigh 230 pounds "...I got more chunk than a fresh potato salad" | I live in Alabama | I am 36 years old | we have a beagle named Millie | we have a cat named Lola | I like ketchup | I like green tea | that plastic looking burger king guy creeps me out | I wear socks with my sandals | I am a project manager for a software company | we used to live in a trailer park....that's right "not straight outta compton, but straight out the trailer!" | I'm an Alabama fan | I'm a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan | I have four tattoos | i only sleep once a week, and when i do sleep, i sleep in a chair
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No Bailout

I do not trust this administration.  I do not trust this government.  I do not trust these people in Washington.  I don't care whether they are Democrats or Republicans, or new-Independ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:18:00 GMT

On a blanket, in the grass

I wonder if we'll ever get back there. On a blanket in the grass, without a single care.    Money was not an issue, and time wasn't when or where. I only knew that I was with you. I kne...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Mitchy interviews Sarah Palin

In a stunning turn of events, yours truly, Mitchy, was able to score an exclusive interview yesterday with Alaska Governor, Republican Vice Presidential candidate, and certified M.I.L.F., Sarah Palin....
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:28:00 GMT

WWMD

So, I haven't been blogging that much lately, as you know.  And, I really have missed it.  It's weird cause I'm constantly blogging in my head.  But, the readers in my head aren't as ni...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:30:00 GMT

The Future of Mitchy

So, we have this dog, Vinny, who is half-chihuahua, half-dachsund (or weiner dog.)  I call him a Mexican Hot Dog.  My wife calls him a chi-weiner.  I'm sure we're probably giving some s...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:29:00 GMT

Poetry?

Dads are the broken men.  Dads are the men who are disjointed.  Dads are the men who give to the world.  Dads are the men who won't get back.  There are pieces of confidence, A...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:14:00 GMT

Idiots Next Door

Every time I say, "I'm never writing another blog," that day I write one.  Have you ever started to write a blog and you write two sentences and start to go through the rest in your head, a...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Capri cigarettes, telekinesis, and Taco Bell

So, I was sitting in my garage drinking a sea breeze and smoking a Capri and I thought, well this is self destruction in a girly kind of way.  Then I figured that I must be trying to kill my femi...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:28:00 GMT

A day in the life....

So, it's the weekend and *gasp* I'm going to write a blog!  Get a fuckin' life, Mitchy, you asswipe!  Who said that?  Someday I'm going to write a blog where I try to fit as many curs...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 18:38:00 GMT

NKOTB!!

NKOTB is Back!!  That is totally rad, dude!   If you don't know, (i.e. you live under a rock, or you're like a mountain person),  NKOTB is New Kids On The Block, a 90's boy band p...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:04:00 GMT