Velveteen Muff

My name is Damn Mandy and I am the lead singer of Velveteen Muff. We are a start up band and we are the WINNERS of the First Annual Unknown-American All Girl Punk Band Contest Drawing. Yes, we are a dysfunctional band and yes, I'm a raging alcoholic lesbian who can't admit that I am a....raging alcoholic... but I have to get off the bottle quick because of this contest! You see, the problem is, we don't have any material. (Start up band, remember?) Well, the whole recording thing is supposed to go down soon so we have to get along with each other long enough to actually write a song. Or two. Or three.Cizzle (pronounced "Sizzle") can play the drums like no body's business but the rest of us are kinda lacking in the talent dept. And now we've won a free recording session at SS Productionz (recording studio) and holy sh*t, "Mr. K" at Brian Bros Records is going to actually listen to our material!!! We could actually get a record contract outta the deal, but....wait a sec...start up band plus no talent probably doesn't equal recording contract. But hey! You never know, right? We're like an underdog band. Like the "BAD NEWS BEARS" of punk rock.Oh, and the craziest part about this whole thing (aside from winning a contest that we weren't even qualified to win) is that Nick Avery from "MUSIC ACCESS!" has a film crew following us around and we're gonna be on a Reality TV show when all this is said and done! I still can't believe it myself. Well, that's all I can think of for now. WISH US LUCK. (Cuz we're gonna need it)...