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Dorkonius

Don`t like to think too much, it makes me think too much, it keeps my mind on my mind.

About Me


Star Wars

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

My Interests

Painting, Drawing, Sculpting, Music, Movies, Walks in the Park, Walks through Manhattan, Collecting Replica Swords and LightSabers, Playing with those Swords and Sabers, Collecting Figures, Playing with those figures, Lifting Weights, Green Tea, Seeing how many times in the day i can watch Star Wars or Conan the Barbarian!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:


You scored as Form V: Shien, Form V is a powerful style developed by Form III practitioners that preferred a more offensive angle. The defensive nature of Form III dangerously prolonged combat. The maxim "peace through superior firepower," encompasses the philosophy of Form V, also called the "Way of the Krayt Dragon." Anakin and Luke Skywalker are both practitioners of Form V. Form V focuses a bit on having defensive skills, but channelling defence into offence. The example is commonly used that while Form III combatants effortlessly deflect laser bolts, Form V practitioners excel at redirecting the laser bolt toward the opponent.

Form V: Shien


81%

Form IV: Ataru


75%

Form II: Makashi


72%

Form VII: Juyo/ Vaapaad


64%

Form III: Soresu


33%

Form VI: Niman


25%
Which Lightsaber form would you use?
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Music:



Danzig, Slayer, Misfits, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, King Diamond, KISS, Rollins Band, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Sepultura, SoulFly, S.O.D., Korn, Lords of Acid, Van Halen(Roth), Chris Cornell, SoundGarden, The Doors, The Beatles, David Bowie, Marilyn Mason(his older stuff), Yngwie Malmsteen(his older stuff), Soundtracks by Basil Poledouris, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Ennio Morricone, John Barry, Wendy Carlos...

i really also enjoy classical...
Beethoven, Bach, Mozart...

and all other kinds of freakyloo!!!!
or sumthin'?!!!!!!!
y'know?
whackaDOO!!!!

Movies:

when i was a kid i fell i love with fantasy films!!!
i enjoyed such mind numbing treats like.....
STAR WARS, Dark Crystal, Tron, Conan the Barbarian, Raider's of the Lost Ark, Clash of the Titans, Excaliber, Dragonslayer. then as i got older, say 13 or so... i found myself watching a lot of horror movies, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, American Werewolf in London, Exorsist, Evil Dead...you get the idea?
i'll not go down the WHOLE history!!!!
but here is some other junk i enjoy....
Pulp Fiction, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Clockwork Orange, Goodfellas, Clerks, Dumb and Dumber, Nacho Libre, The Big Lebowski, Cable Guy, Jackie Chan in Drunken Master, Escape From N.Y., Big Trouble in Little China, The Thing, Trainspotting, Lords of Dogtown, Napoleon Dynamite, Johnny Suede, Fight Club, What about Bob?, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Spider-Man, TMNT, The Monkees "HEAD", National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, Batman, Superman, Rush Hour, Immortal Beloved, Interview with a Vampire, Rocky, The Shining, 12 monkey's, Dracula, Sword of Doom, Yojimbo, Seven Samuria, The Samurai Trilogy, Shogun Assassin, Dirty Harry, The Matrix, Desparado, Kill Bill, Constantine, Mystery Men, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Rambo, Young Frankenstein, Clerks II, Zoolander, Death Becomes Her, Predator, Demolition Man, Total Recall, Cheech and Chong, Groundhog day, Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas, Saturday Night Fever, Caligula, Last Action Hero, Taxi Driver...
yadda, yadda, yadda...
so on, and so on........
btw...
if NOT for
"Raider's of the Lost Ark",
i think the suspense between
"The Empire strikes back" and
"Return of the Jedi"
WOULD have been
TOO much for me to handle!!!!!

Television:

I don't like to watch mind numbing soul crushing television! i can find better ways to waste my time!

Books:

i like books with lots of pretty pictures!!!!

Heroes:



real life heroes?!?

or fictional heroes?!?

My Blog

other happenings

also today on my way home from work.i took a route different than the norm.as i was driving, i noticed the old valley fair that housed the toystore i used to work at, the very place where i recieved t...
Posted by Dorkonius on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

Lets play a GAME!!!

Let's play a GUESSING game!!!!!!!Let's SEE who can guess how many timesi've watched Star Wars this week?!?any of them!!!! cumilative!!!!the answer?!?i HAVE absolutely NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!i've lost all ...
Posted by Dorkonius on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

Greatest moments in Star Wars!

Anyone who's anyone has to admit THEEEEEgreatest moment in any Star Wars film is when theJedi's and/or Sith bust out the light sabers and startfucking shit up!!!!!!THIS my friends is a collection of s...
Posted by Dorkonius on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

Shine

low self opinion disconnect liari wanted to take a moment to pay some appreciation to an awesome singer/songwriter i discovered back when i first started going to art schoo...
Posted by Dorkonius on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

that which never gets mentoned!!!

well,there are some things never discussed among folksat conversation. and some things that will never bementioned which i shall bring foward here and NOW!!!like for instance? one thing my brother and...
Posted by Dorkonius on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

TOSHIRO MIFUNE 1920-1997

Toshio Mifune stared in such classics as Yojimbo,Seven Samurai, Hidden Fortress, The Samurai Trilogyamong others.he had a supporting roll in the 60's classicSword of Doom. although not given much sree...
Posted by Dorkonius on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

finally

FINALLY!!!!a fukkin day off not preoccupied with bullshit!!!!!!!no plans!!! no obligations!!! no nuthin!!!the only thing i have planned for today,is to sip tea and watch Conan!!!i h...
Posted by Dorkonius on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

the 7 forms of lightsaber dueling

..">Alright? So it's NOT the most philosophical, of philosophical discussions?But I was sure as hell blown away by this discovery.Apparently nerd minds behind the Star Wars cannon have dissected, stud...
Posted by Dorkonius on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

January 29

well, i got home from working a double.tomorrow i will do the same. been in a daze all day.realized today was my fathers birthday? the same thing happened last year were i didn't realize it till the e...
Posted by Dorkonius on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

DANZIG

well December 26th will be a day of days indeed?my brother an' i are goin' ta see DANZIG and i don't give a fuck!!!!!can't wait to see 'em!it'd be nice if he had john christ and ol chuck biscuits ridi...
Posted by Dorkonius on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST