Duct-Tape, sleeping, acting, rollerblading, thinking, dreaming, singing, laughing at bananahammocks, medicine
I'd like to meet:
Pretty much anyone, as long as you don't suck. If you suck, there is no help, and you need to go chew on some bleach tablets. In fact, I can get you an employee discount at any Leslie's Pool Supply store for Chlorine tablets (they work in a pinch) for the good of the human race. It comes in a more powerful, granulated formula if you've ever popped your collar or broken a wall at a party.
Music:
Matchbox20, Blind Guardian, Evanescence, GooGooDolls, showtunes, Dashboard Confessional, etc.
Movies:
GARDEN STATE! CLOSER! ETERNAL SUNSHINE! Addiotionally, ANYTHING BY MEL BROOKS, Anything with Carey Elwes in it, Mulan, Cannibal! The Musical, 5th Element, Bowling for Columbine, Say It Ain't So, Austin Powers (all), Starship Troopers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Interview with a Vampire, Orgazmo, The Virgin Suicides, Any of the Kevin Smith movies, Saw and more
Television:
Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Drew Carey Show, Grounded for Life, M*A*S*H, I Want A Famous Face, Standup Comedy, Premium Blend, Futurama, Significant Others, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Will and Grace, and Queer Eye. And House.
Books:
Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Stupid White Men, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel, Number the Stars, The Wheel of Time series, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and Les Miserables.
Heroes:
Buddha, Gandhi, Loki, the guy who invented duct-tape, Shakespeare, Newton, and siamese fighting fish.
