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Buxom Bombshell *MRD*

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Buxom Bombshell gained infamy as history's first convicted toddler serial arsonist. Panic gripped the southeast as preschools and playgrounds disintegrated in a tower of smoke and flame. Suspicion fell on Ms. Bombshell after the three year old was found giggling in a sandbox at the center of one such inferno, holding a book of matches and wreaking of gasoline. She was convicted, but as she grew, she could not be contained. Armed with pyromania and curves every bit as scintillating as the forest fires she fantasized about, Ms. Bombshell lit fires in the heart of lonely guards, seducing them into supplying her with various sources of ignition. She left in her wake the charred carcasses of scores of maximum security facilities and a bevy of brokenhearted correctional officers. When Mobile Roller Derby heard the Bombshell was on the loose again, they decided to harness her explosive talents on the rink like a Hiroshima on skates. Now, the rink is littered with the scorched remains of derby girls foolish enough wander into the path of the curvaceous blitzkrieg that is Buxom Bombshell.

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My Interests


You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?

I'd like to meet:

You on the track
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Music:

All...as long as it can get me bobbing my head.
You Are 36% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

Movies:

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Raw, Christmas Story, An Affair to Remember, Gone with the Wind (would I be a good southern girl if I didn't like this one?), The Notebook, Rock -n- Roll High School (cheesy but great!!), Grease, Waterboy, Remember the Titans, Shrek 1&2, Ice Age 1&2, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, pretty much any 80's classics...and the list keeps going and going...
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, CSI, Desparate Housewives, My Name is Earl, Law and Order, Daily Show, Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, All in the Family
Your Outrageous Name is:
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Books:

My favorite of all time is The Island of the Blue Dolphins, I am currently reading a bunch of level one books, though:)
Your Power Color is Green
You feel most at home in a world of ideas.
You're curious and logical - and enjoy a good intellectual challenge.
You're super cool, calm, and collected. Very little tries your patience.
Your only fear? People not realizing how smart and able you are! What's Your Power Color?

Heroes:

My mother and father. They have done so much for so many and never expected anything back. Who is your inner bombshell?
Va-Va-Voom! You're inner Bombshell is Mae West. You've definitly got a lot of wit, a lot of smarts, and you know how to use people to your advantage. Ever heard the phrase "doesn't take any crap from anybody"? Well that's you! Just like Mae you never want to settle down, and can't imagine being with just one man for the rest of your life. You don't care about conventions and have no filter from your brain to you mouth. Check out the movie "She Done Him Wrong" to see your inner bombshell in all her voluptuous glory!
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I am who I am

Custom Keirsey Temperament Report for Kellie Your Keirsey Temperament Sorter Results indicate that your personality type is that of The IdealistTM. All Idealists share the following core characteri...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:58:00 PST

Here’s a little insight

The Game: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird facts/habits/things, as well as sta...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

The baby bird finally tries out her wings

For those who have known me for a while, you will never guess what I'll be doing this week!! I'm moving!! No, not to a different bedroom, jackasses. I'm moving from mommy's and daddy's lovely pad to ...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

I have you all fooled!!!

Plenty of you have been told, but there are still a few of you who do not know about my new job status. I am going to be a 4th grade teacher this year. I am so freaking excited!! I now have to start w...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

A very accurate test about me

My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test:your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker"). "I need to understand the world" Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curi...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

13 ways to a derby girls heart

13 ways to win a girly-girls heart ~ VS. ~ 13 ways to win a ROLLER-girls heart1.Girly-Girl: Give her unexpected gentle hugs from behind and kiss her neck.Roller-Girl: When she's unsuspecting, sneak up...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST

Check out this video: funniest 911 call ever:)

I stole this one from Tonya...great find!!funniest 911 call ever:) Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Buxom Bombshell *MRD* on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST