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John

Lick it up and serve it cold

About Me

Any time at all Any time at all all you have to do is call and i'll be thereim a helpless romantic but im not quite sure if would really like relationships, im a philosiphizer really. i am in a constant battle between good and bad inside its pretty epici like to be who i am and suchi really want to be a superhero when i grow up but i guess if that doesnt work out i could settle for being a writer and directorwell see what happens

When Zombies Attack!! - When Zombies Attack!!

Posted Aug 06, 2001

Real Officers, Unreal Situations

My Interests

women(i really enjoy boobs), movies, lacrosse, football, funny stuff, my sexbox, snowboarding, and making fun of conservative christians (evangelicals, mormons, door to door bastards)

I'd like to meet:

probably no onei can chill with myselfor maybe noti do after all want to get laidi dont knowbut all are welcome anyway

Music:

My favorite band of all time Tenacious D along with O.A.R., Dispatch, The Beatles, The Doors, Led Zep., Lupe Fiasco, Dr. Dre, Queen, Ludacris, Bloc Party, The Shins, Matisyahu in general i like rock the bestO and this guy Why must he cry!!?

Movies:

in no order donnie darko, sin city, v for vendetta,Garden state, Little Miss Sunshine, zoolander, dodgeball, boondock saints, what the bleep do we know?, stranger than fiction, american history x, But i'm a cheerleader!, The Departed, Thank you for smoking,crouching tiger hidden dragon, the usual suspects,batman begins, elephant, fight club, memento and so on i like movies that question your morality and or beliefs and ones that stretch reality movies are my passion

Television:

i like fox's sunday night stuff, lost, Scrubs, the office, supernatural, and of course other stuff

Books:

i read i try to do it for fun but i find watchin a movie is a lot easier on the mind and i like it more

Heroes:

batman is the coolest guy ever i wear the costume all the time. and dont give me that bullshite that he doesnt have a super power he can super frickin kick your ass. assuming he was real of course. and screw you if you like superman betterbut non superheroes it would be zach braff christopher nolan m. night shamalanonding dong stephen spielberg and anyone who sacrifices themselves that isnt a reference to jesus though that guy is just alright with me

My Blog

two reviews

well everyone as i am in my opinion the best critic i know personally i decided to write my reviews of movies starting off with two that may be the best movies ever... so lets start it off SoaP no tha...
Posted by John on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

a good song

this is a song for the ladies but fellas listen closely you dont always have to fuck her hard infact sometimes thats not right to do sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooc...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i dont like subjects

well today was fine i went to the hospital to get an mri on my knee cuz it got hurt anyway once i got back i convinced a girl that an mri was where they amputated my leg that was pretty damn funny. in...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nothin

well i discovered this blog thing and i decided to do it cuz im bored and everyone wants to know what a day in the life of john is so ill give it to you. so today i woke up and then did some yard work...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST