Natal Cleft

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http://fat-rights.tripod.com/
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NAAFP
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N.A.A.F.P Anthem
Stand up, all fat men Stand up straight Stand up because no chair Can hold your weight If God created us to be so big That's proof He must be a big, fat pig.
God's real flabby With an ass so wide His arms look like pillows With cake mix inside God's man-boobs are flabby and They hurt when He jogs And the back of God's neck Looks like a pack of hot dogs.

I'd like to meet:

My arse - I don't believe I've ever been properly introduced to it. It's always behind me, every step of the way - so, kinna hard, ya'kno? But, it'd be nice tho - 'cos juno, we've been through a lot of personal moments... through thick and thin... through them hard times and them soft times... we've done it all...
So, it'd definitely be nice to meet my arse - look my arse in the cheeks and say - thanks arse. Thank you for a lifetime of cushioning my fall!
That's what happens when I don't sleep... I get pretty darn - creative? =]
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I would like to meet human kinds savior
I would like to have a discussion with the creator of evil, of hopelessness, of the never-ending cycle of hatred, of blood-baths, of mind-numbing chaos
I would like to meet that one who will join me on my quest to saving the world, even if one person at a time
I would like to regain my youth, regain my innocence, regain my love for others, regain my trust in human kind, regain my ignorance of the world we live in
I would like to touch faith, touch the sky, touch the stars
I would like to shake love's hand
I would like to take a walk on the ocean
I would like to learn how to erase 25 years of bitterness from my system
I would like to learn to forgive and forget
I would like to go to sleep...

Movies:

*The Jerk - It's a masterpiece of understatement.
*Anne of Green Gables (trilogy)
*Lord of the Rings (trilogy)
*80's flicks (Weird Science, Pretty In Pink, Breakfast Club, Say Anything, etc) - all those great, innocent, coming of age movies...

Television:

Family Guy! 24 (Jack's THE MAN!!!)! CSI (CSI)! Law & Order (SVU / CI)! House (anyone that brilliant can be a Jerk anyday!)

Books:

"The Culture of Fear" by Barry Glassner : Stuff by Michael Moore : "Black Like Me" by John Howard Griffin

Heroes:

Gandhi for his non-violence movement...
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Anne Shirley for her incredible imagination...
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Peter Griffin for "NAAFP - National Association for the Advancement of Fat People"
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Jack Bauer - he's HOT!
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HOUSE - anyone that brilliant & sarcastic can be a jerk anyday!
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Last, but, definitely not least - my parents for everything they've done for me and their triumph in making it in our cruel society!

Gluteus Crackus!~

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