If I was 20 years younger, Tom you sure are cute
I was a groopie for a lot of years, until I opened my truckstop, The Piggly Wiggly
I've been under every stairwell, back room, private dressing room, more than you can imagine, I've met a lot of them and most of them probably remember me, how can you forget a face like this, of course I don't look quite like I did when I was younger. I don't like to say that old groopies know best but I don't think this younger bunch of groopies know how to party like a real groopie. First off you don't slosh yourself, you're supposed to be the groopie of the group, not the sick chick in the corner spitting up cuz you drank too much vodka, always put the right blend in the salt shaker. Remember my advice well, young groopie wannabe's.
If you have any questions about groopie etiquette look me up. If you're down in my part of town stop in and say hello.
Remember the groopie motto, once a groopie, forever a groopie, just because you get old and time pushes you off the stadium circuit doesn't mean you have to call it quits, there are lots of 50 seat bands driving vans all up and down the interstates, later on you can meet some of those senior citizen polka bands. I only quit because this opportunity came up with the Piggly Wiggly.
