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emilia

i want to feel your hot air on my hand

About Me

i love watching (staring at, observing, creating stories about, conversing with the weirdest of, and mildly stalking) people. sadly, i've had to accept that i will never do a pirouette in zero gravity on a space shuttle while singing an operatic aria. i'm an introvert who's good at pretending to be an extrovert. i want to birth my offspring in antarctica. i don't do enough interpetive dance. i love augie's and the brass rail and am entirely delighted that these polar-opposite destinations are next door to each other. i would like to have a cooking show in which i not only discuss the basics of making and using a roux, but also the basic ways one can take a hot chick home from the bar. seriously, this is how i want to contribute to the world.

My Interests

cooking elaborate coursed meals. my neice, zoe blue gazzuolo. grocery shopping in heely roller shoes. smiling while running. sprinklers. meaningless competitions. impromptu dance parties. sexy heels. great dresses. engrossing novels. great live music. chillin' with j. powerful art. talking with my mom. grandma's blue room. discussions with t. pursuing my career. knowing, meeting, and enjoying kick-ass people. losing myself in my inner universe and bringing myself back to the physical one. hilarity. writing. memories of my father. hugs. entertaining myself. coming up with new ideas for hilarious porn.

I'd like to meet:

HONEST PEOPLE. i have zero tolerance for walking pieces of shit. zero. oh, and people that win air-guitar competitions, people that win rock-paper-scissor competitions, and the quasi-autistic kid from spellbound.

Music:

thelonious monk, dvorak, zap mama, jurassic 5, manu chao, carla bruni, al green, jo jones, coltrane, leonard cohen, pink floyd, beatles, hildegard von bingen, shuggie otis, gorillaz, dylan, gotan project, morphine, the roots, thievery corporation, replacements, sinatra, mozart, bach, miles davis, johnny cash, and the list goes on, and on, and on...and on.

Movies:

i enjoy the little mermaid and detest 300. i also love happiness and almost vomited while watching message in a bottle.

Television:

the golden girls are pretty awesome to watch while i set up the bar. blanch, that whore, is just a riot. ya know?

Books:

ones that i can lose myself in.

Heroes:

benevolent people. anyone that can face the worst parts of themselves, work through it, and truly evolve as a human. raj for loving his children so, so, so much. my father for fighting against the unbeatable. my mother for her compassion, strength, and heart of gold. theresa for guiding me through my darkest moments. and my brother for attaining a fantastic life.