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About Me

i live by the factory on the southside of town

My Interests

i wanna be an astronaut and play baseball on mars.

I'd like to meet:

alice

Music:

taj mahal, nina simone, otis redding, thin lizzy, the pogues, neko case, joy division, pete seeger, woody guthrie, brian eno, emf, gillian welch, tina turner, temptations, dusty springfield, aretha franklin, robert johnson, hank williams sr., dire straits, talking heads, bessie smith, john lee hooker, muddy waters, john prine, gnr, isley brothers, marvin gaye, ac/dc, ray charles, lovin' spoonful, weezer, roots, outkast, neil young, the kinks, fannypack, dead milkmen, the clash, en vogue, candi staton, joanna nuesome, billy holiday, t-rex, will oldham, violent femmes, modern lovers, bill withers, harry nilson, tom waits, sonic youth, yo la tengo, desmond decker, james brown, smog, public enemy, cash, bruce springsteen, run dmc, modest mouse (fuck you, they're good), buddy holly, townes van zant, leonard cohen, leadbelly, guy clark,doc watson, mountain goats, joe jack talcum, madeline, bowerbirds

Movies:

word wars,wordplay, pooty tang and other documentaries

Television:

john ogden is awesome and fishing with john lury tv series dvd----especially the one with willem dafoe where they starve to death ice fishing

What Golden Girls character are you?
Sofia
Sofia is the oldest of all the ladys. She is prob the funniest too.
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Books:

cookbook's all i need!

Heroes:

anyone whose ever had the guts to go over niagra falls in a wooden barrel.

My Blog

dear americas female voting population

hey ladies, so i hear there's a huge sale on strength of character and moral aptitude at the mall right now. not like theres any hurry because the demand for these products have really fal...
Posted by p.k. on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:57:00 PST

dear atlantic city

i can't believe satan has never been elected mayor of you. old ladies smoking virginia slims and drinking gin and tonics while putting hundred dollar bills in three slot machines and playing them all ...
Posted by p.k. on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:19:00 PST

dear crazy couple who fight out side my house

when i first moved here about a year ago i saw you two fighting across the street. you were both dressed in white wife beaters. Mr. had on South Pole faded jean baggy pants and white high tops. Ms. ha...
Posted by p.k. on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:28:00 PST

dear youth

see ya later. it's been fun.
Posted by p.k. on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:40:00 PST

dear miller high life pt 2

last night was a mistake ok? i was lonely. you were lonely. you looked so smooth and golden i just couldnt......i just couldnt help myself. i think you know we are both better off without each other. ...
Posted by p.k. on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:33:00 PST

dear white stucco house on the corner of 11th and mifflin (i think)

thanks for breaking my fall last night. your cavernous jagged walls provided a wonderful cushion as i tripped over my own feet and the bike i was walking fell on top of me. it was a slow scraping...
Posted by p.k. on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:25:00 PST

dear peter merholz

Thanks. No really. Thank you. I mean, go to hell. You have invented the worst word in the history of the English language. Blog. Just saying it makes me shiver. Blogosphere, blogger, blogging. EW. It ...
Posted by p.k. on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:20:00 PST

dear american apparel again

i really really really really really really hate your ads. i go to do an innocent crosswords, there you are. city paper, philly weekly, philly inquirer whatever there you f'in are. i really really hat...
Posted by p.k. on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:25:00 PST

dear miller high life

i dont really know what to say. i wanted to stay with you till the very end, but you know how it goes. sometimes i just can't finish that six pack. sometimes the bottom of the bottle is just too warm,...
Posted by p.k. on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:52:00 PST

dear stephen hawking

damn man, as if shit wasnt hard enough for you. i recently read an old article about your ex-wife elaine and how she used to abuse you physically. you would show up at the lab with cuts and brui...
Posted by p.k. on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:36:00 PST