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Everybody Hates Chris

I am Jack's complete lack of suprise...

About Me

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That's right, this is "MY" space. All about me!!



Tired of having conversations with myself, I thought I'd branch out and try to meet some interesting folk, maybe even make some new "friends".

Wanted:
People to Jam with (I play guitar).
People to surf with.
People who mountain-board
People to ride motorbikes with.
Anyone into Anime/Manga
Myspace me - I'm really bored!!
Hopefully, this page will give you a little glimpse of what I'm all about.
Most people don't give a crap about the kind of things I'm into, so I'm kinda hoping that I might meet some cool people this way instead.
...damn right 0% Chav!...
You scored as Rocker, Mosher
. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


85%

Skater


80%

Goth


75%

Trendy


60%

Emo


40%

Prepy


25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher Michael Longley Esquire
Birthday: April 29th
Birthplace: London
Current Location: Torbay
Eye Color: Ich habe blaue augen
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Viking warlords...
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't wear shoes to avoid killing insects when I walk
Your Weakness: Speed (as in travelling very fast)
Your Fears: Not being remembered...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza makes me very ill...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meet someone on my wavelength
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Why are you talking to me... I don't like you...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the fuck is the radio on? Stupid alarm...
Your Best Physical Feature: My wings (they're like a shield of steel)
Your Bedtime: When my eyes start to ache...
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember my childhood...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Mmm, liquid sugar...
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single. Groups of women scare me...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Ice (tea) Baby...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only when I catch fire...
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah Bitches!!
Do you Sing: In the car, very loudly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep.
Have you Been in Love: Still am.
Do you want to go to College: You sayin I sound stupid?
Do you want to get Married: I did. But then I didn't. Now I do, but not for a while.
Do you belive in yourself: Someone must do, or I'd disappear. Like a fairy. Never say you don't believe in fairies...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Emotion Sickness by Silverchair is a good song though.
Do you think you are Attractive: Occasionally. I'm quite amazingly paranoid that I look like a twat though.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah. I need to be or I'd die. Literally.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. They rule. My Dad is my hero.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love in a thunderstorm is the best...
Do you play an Instrument: I play guitar. Most excellent!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Nobody loves me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I used to down a box Jaffa Cakes in 60secs though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who's she?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A kiss.
Ever been Drunk: Oh my god yes. Not since I vowed never to be again though.
Ever been called a Tease: Yep.
Ever been Beaten up: No, which suprises me...
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory... or protecting my family.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up and I still have no idea.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand or Australia again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Anything dark.
Short or Long Hair: Very long.
Height: not an issue
Weight: Slim, but not skinny
Best Clothing Style: Skate/rock
Number of Drugs I have taken: none of your business...
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: 1/2 sleeve with chest piece + tribal/celtic upper arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I only regret the missed opportunities and frienships lost through inaction...
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My Interests

Tattoos
Guitar
Magic
Motobikes
Judo
Surfing (need to get back into...)
Fitness, weightlifting, gymnastics, nutrition
Art

I'd like to meet:

Real life (Living/Dead)

Tony Hawk - Skateboarding God
Jeff Buckley - musical genius (you need him in your life)
Derren Brown - mental magic genius
Chuck Palahniuk - brilliant author (Fight Club)
Neil Adams - former World Judo Champion
Bruce Lee - If you don't know who he is I dont want to know you.
Laird Hamilton - Big wave riding legend

Fictional

Tyler Durden - Fight Club
Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII
Cloud - Final Fantasy VII
Squall - Final Fantasy VIII
Maximus - Gladiator
Napoleon Dynamite

Music:

Jeff Buckley, At The Drive In, Sparta, Mars Volta, Alexisonfire, Biffy Clyro, The Bled, Billy Talent, Perfect Circle, Pixies, SOAD, Beastie Boys, InMe, Bloc Party, Brand New, Enter Shikari, White Stripes, Interpol, Oceansize, Pixies, Weezer, Kinks, We Are Scientists... and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't remember...

Movies:


"Pan's Labyrinth" - Go and see it now - It's amazing!!

Television:

Pretty much anything American it would seem.

Prison Break rules, 24 is awesome and I hate to say that I'll even sit through the OC and Desperate Housewives


At the moment though I am hooked on Scrubs - can't get enough of the Jay-Dizzle!

Books:

I'm really into books that are a little different, Chuck Pahlaniuk's stuff is great and I've just started The Prestige by Christoher Priest, which is shaping up to be brilliant.

Most of the other stuff I read is non-fiction. I own a lot of Judo/Martial Arts books and also a bunch of fitness/nutrition stuff.

BOOKS RULE

Heroes:

Tony Hawk
Jeff Buckley
Neil Adams
Bruce Lee
Laird Hamilton