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sir spanksalot

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About Me

hi, my name is arnold. i enjoy dancing, horseback riding and wankin' on my pud with a thumb jammed in my ass. i have many ambitions but my main goal in life is to fuck a girl when she's constipated.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

lars ulrich

My Blog

crazy experience guys!

okay so it all started last week, karl lost the remote control to the living room television and it threw him into a downward spiral of binge drinking and hallucinogenic drug abuse. i knew it was gett...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:28:00 GMT

i'm getting worried guys!

well, karl is taking curtis' death much harder than i thought. he still barely leaves his room and hardly talks. he hasn't showered in like a week either, and i swear to god the motherfucker doesn't w...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 13:49:00 GMT

oh my god! terrible news!

you guys, i have terrible news to announce.... ...me and karl's good friend curtis has passed on. :*( it happened about a week ago but i've been crying so hard since i found out i've barely been able ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:49:00 GMT

bad news guys...

well, i think i might be having to find a new place to live soon guys. yep, i think karl might finally be done with me living with him. he says it's not right that i don't have a job and expect him to...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:34:00 GMT

big news guys

well guys, i'm sad to announce that karl got really mad at curtis and they had a big fight and karl told him not to come back again. so it sounds like curtis won't be hanging out anymore. see, we were...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:02:00 GMT

going crazy!

so check it out guys, my bother karl told me that if i can go a whole week without spankin my wang he would give me ten bucks! that would be so awesome because i really need that money right now to ge...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:57:00 GMT

help guys!

okay, so when i was done wiping my ass earlier i couldn't help but notice that the hole in the middle of the toilet paper roll was like, almost exactly the same size as my prick! and since i was feeli...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:06:00 GMT