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Captain Morgan

About Me

If you vote for Ron Paul, you're voting for FREEDOM!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Read the headline. Someone who will gimme rum and shiver me timbers.

Music:

OMG heavy metal to teh maxxors!Spineshank, Soilwork, White Zombie, Deftones, Megadeth, Tool, In Flames, Slayer, Slipknot, Gwar, Misfits, and many more. I'm just to tired and drunk to think right now.

Movies:

Anything with blood and destruction involved, like: Zombie the series, Zombie Holocaust, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th series, Dead Alive, Split Second, Die Hard the series, The Thing, Escape from New York and L.A., Cube, Alien series, Underworld, Puppet Master series, Indiana Jones the series. So many more but I'm too lazy to name them all.

Television:

Holy crap, this is the best TV show ever http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?CaptMorgan

Books:

Books? WTF are books? Are they those things that Chinese ppl eat with? Oh wait it's when a bag of garbage sits in one place for a really long time and it stinks really really bad. Right?

Heroes:

DoodieMan... what, you've never heard of him? http://www.crapville.com/cartoons/heros_load.asp

My Blog

The girls of MySpace.com

Good god, why dont any of you live like right next to me. I could go out and party for 17 years straight and not find any girls even close to what ive seen here. I demand all of you move to Ge...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Army

I've been thinking about joining, i owe like a lot of money to ppl and i have nothing better to do. Plus all those cool weapons and gear make me horny, nothing like waking up, putting on a cool bla...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I forgot what i was gonna put here.

I think all the drinking is starting to take its toll. Like my memory, i was gonna take a drink like an hour ago but i forgot. Its been an hour and i havent drank anything yet. WTF! And the worst ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life

OMGWTFRUM Life should be filled with rum and naked chicks for everyone, even for the ppl who dont like rum or naked chicks, but we call those ppl homos. Yeah thats right i said it "HOMO"! I dont...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST