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shawn shits

hey kid....get the fuck outta my office!

About Me

i am the Jerk Store's best-seller .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

getting drunk in the parking lot used to be the hippest shit in days; now its just another nite. 2008 shit, in general.

I'd like to meet:

young angry crazy liberal ladies .. AIMjoe shmo san

Music:

the whiskey shits. best dead go nowhere band ever.the live kind:

Movies:

wes anderson. kubrick. bill murrey. comic book movies. star wars. kevin smith. jim henson. the original muppets movie gets it own mention. its a big part of my childhood memory.smut.

Television:

cartoon network. adult swim. comedy central. cnn. cspan. olelo. conan. i qouted andy in my senior year book photo. nova when the topic is right. history and discovery. smut.

Books:

i like this book a lot. its funny. could use some smut though.

Heroes:

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My Blog

now all i need is the hair cut, a lois, and some new parents

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Posted by shawn shits on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:07:00 PST

music recommendation

You scored as . created with QuizFarm.com ohhh. enigma. nah, but trust me. the website fucked up. i tested as hardcore....
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it is new years day

my room is tinted with the holiday scent of vomit. if anyone has seen my missing E&J please contact me. its family misses it
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it is now dec 31

much has happened since last entry: i think these things are dumber by the day the girls at work think i am weird cause i tell my self jokes and laugh my comp broke and now i have a new one, during...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

POPular

the show was real fun. i got to hang with tara before she left, and plenty people were there. quick review, the manner-- really cool sound. i like em. my ex is dead-- fucking rawk, lani was fucking ...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the whiskey shits are more than the worlds most motivationaly challenged punk outfit, its also what happens when your anus vomits

coffee talk show line up: some horrible metal band; ' ok, lets get this right guys, we all headband after the guitar solo. everyone wearing their pentagrams?' blood soaked bandages: those kids are f...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i learned two new werds

al·tru·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ltr-zm) n. Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness. Zoology. Instinctive cooperative behavior that is detrimental to the individual but ...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

douche on your mother, guess what?

so i was pretty excited about fall's semester, considering i hate school. this semester i was primed to jump into my painting class, cause thats a field i think i could learn alot of new stuff, maybe ...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guess who got to see a grown man dance around w/ a giant gold inflatable penis?

its been a busy week so far coffe talk on fri-- i did little of the rockin out, temp lovers rocked it.as did ex is dead and les savages. houston bernard was funny, i dunno why but i find it really fu...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i dont like peurto rico-- cinco de my ass

so i think i found something cool. when i was little like 3 to 4th grade, i lived in korea and i didnt have many friends. i only knew one other kid in 3rd grade that wanted to discuss the 92 electio...
Posted by shawn shits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST