Yea, so i'm Brian. I was born a poor black child and now Im a superhero by night and normal person by day. Dont tell anyone please. I have about 50 prison tats. I killed a man in 'nam. I always pour one out for my homies. I'm pretty much the smartest person i know, i'm not gonna lie... I invented the hot pocket. If you shoot me, it won't kill me. It will just make me angry. Madonna has asked me out numerous times. I keep having to turn her down. she's too clingy. Chuck Norris ain't got shit on me. If i were an ice cream flavor, i would be FUCKING DELICIOUS! I wrote all of the Stones's hits. "Danger" is my middle name. We pronounce it Dan-gurr, though.
I love to surf and really into music. Im on some mad quest to find "the one", so if any ladies think they can fit the bill well come on down. No pun meant by that. I love writing music the lyric side of it anyway. I can play A mean spoon boy let me tell you. Anything that has to do with water and a board works for me. Oh yeah, I should have listen to my mom and took piano lessons. Kids listen to your parents they know what there talking about. Oh and brush your teeth. I am the well spring from which you all come from. I am random chromosones and pilot error.......Yeah I suck. Right now Im just trying to live and be me. I don't have time to finish telling you how awesome i am, so you're just going to have to make up the rest on your own.
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