i'M a jAcKaSs wiTH a buNcH oF hEiNoUs fRiEnDs! i lOvE mY kABabAtas tHaN kObE bRyaNt,, i hAtE mY wOmEn nEigHbOr spEciALLy EVER! (~~fEel mE!~~) I tHiNK thE prEsidENt oF oUR viLLAgE sUcKZ! I hAtE sOciAL cLiMbErS aNd gOLd diGgiN bItcHEz! fOR sUcH peOplE; pEdz cAN bE yOuR fRiEnd by kIsSiN hiS asS aNd/Or LicKiN hIs tOE nAiL! tRy dOiN mIcKEy mOusE vOicE! (~gOtIt?? dAwG?!~)