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Flower of Carnage

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About Me



I like making people at Burger King put pickles on my burger, and then take it off because I don't actually like pickles, just the slight pickle flavor. Word.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hunter Thompson, and anyone that can make me sexy costumes for cosplay.Lindsay Lohan.

My Blog

Why stuff is stupid

As I grow older I find myself more conceited.  Not in terms of looks or anything, but as I try to meet new people in omaha, I constantly find myself surrounded by idiots, and never meet anyone that I ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:29:00 GMT

Sugar, we're goin down

So my roommate's bird died today.  It was very sad...I was the one that found her.  Roy and I took a shot of Jim Beam at 2 in the afternoon and poured out a lil bit for our lil homie. R...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:29:00 GMT

MmMm Ikku

Random tidbits.... Shane from the L Word is probably the sexiest bitch ever Harry Potter books are wonderful and I get in trouble for reading them at work. (I get enthralled easily) I bought a used ca...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 17:02:00 GMT

drinking everclear slushies

so as all of you fuckers know...I now live in Philly and I have to say, it is delightful!  I've been so drunk lately, that the last three weeks seem a blur.  I've been having sadistic though...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 20:09:00 GMT

work sucks

So I went to work today..which sucked as always.  I was way hungover from going out to the bars last night, but I did have a blast.  We went to Mako's on 3rd and South, and my roommate is ab...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 18:00:00 GMT

it's been so long.....

well to update everyone that...um even reads this shit...I recently moved to a suburb of Philly.  Why, you ask?  There's not really an answer to that besides I felt like it and thought it wo...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:09:00 GMT

drunken nights and sex with girls

Wow...I don't know if I need to say anything more than the title.......yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah go cooters!
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jun 2005 18:54:00 GMT

a somber moment...for my broken nail

That stupid girl at Angel's did the crappiest job ever on my nails. Grrr.  On to more pressing matters however, I finally watched Guinea Pig last night, well only two of them.  I can only ha...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 11:00:00 GMT

roneree....I'm so roneree....

Yeah, that's about the jist of it.  I'm lonely.  All the time I think of my ex-boyfriend and think "did I make a mistake?"  But I know that's just wishful thinking because he's kind of ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 23:45:00 GMT

hack hack

Goodness I'm hacking up a storm.  I hardly got any sleep last night because of this cough.  There must be something seriously wrong with me, because this is the third time this week I've had...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:05:00 GMT