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Nikolai RM

Never be afraid to try, remember... amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic --Unknow

About Me

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

My Interests


Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?

I'd like to meet:

If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

Music:

The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre. Vocal or instrumental sounds possessing a degree of melody, harmony, or rhythm. A musical composition. The written or printed score for such a composition. Such scores considered as a group: We keep our music in a stack near the piano. A musical accompaniment. A particular category or kind of music. An aesthetically pleasing or harmonious sound or combination of sounds: the music of the wind in the pines.

Movies:

movies : Film — also called movies, the cinema, the silver screen, moving pictures, photoplays, picture shows, flicks, or motion pictures, — is a field that encompasses motion pictures as an art form or as part of the entertainment industry. Because photographic film historically has been the primary medium for displaying moving images, academics often refer to this field as the study of film.

Television:

The transmission of visual images of moving and stationary objects, generally with accompanying sound, as electromagnetic waves and the reconversion of received waves into visual images. An electronic apparatus that receives electromagnetic waves and displays the reconverted images on a screen. The integrated audible and visible content of the electromagnetic waves received and converted by such an apparatus. The industry of producing and broadcasting television programs.

Books:

. A set of written, printed, or blank pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers. A printed or written literary work. A main division of a larger printed or written work: a book of the Old Testament. A volume in which financial or business transactions are recorded. books Financial or business records considered as a group: checked the expenditures on the books. A libretto. The script of a play.

Heroes:

In mythology and legend, a man, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for his bold exploits, and favored by the gods. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life: soldiers and nurses who were heroes in an unpopular war. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field: the heroes of medicine. See synonyms at celebrity. The principal male character in a novel, poem, or dramatic presentation.

My Blog

mtc

i remember watching these two things when i was in the mtc. i really felt the spirit that day. if you play both at the same time, it's pretty neat. ...
Posted by Nikolai RM on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

An American Story - screenplay

so i wrote this script "an american story" and put it in the slamdance screenplay competition. anyway, this is what the reader that read it said. kinda cool. so far so good... i find out the outcom...
Posted by Nikolai RM on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

how to swim

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Posted by Nikolai RM on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

robert frost, the road not taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took th...
Posted by Nikolai RM on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

ahha part 2

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Posted by Nikolai RM on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST