ONE of the reasons I'm going to H-e double hocky sticks. |
The year was 1995. It was early April and my highschool baseball season was motoring along just fine. I started the year off great. I think I was 4-1 and as a team we were winning a bunch of games....
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 16:26:00 GMT |
This is officially my favorite thing in the universe. |
This will NEVER get old,...EVER!http://gorillamask.net/oldladypunch.shtml
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
I'm A Dick. |
I had posted this a a bulletin but thought way too much of my comedic genius for it to waste away on the bulletin boards of those I love. So here is the new and improved blog form. Enjoy.My friend M...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:35:00 GMT |
3rd Hole of Fury |
Standing over the ball, 395 feet away from the hole, I could feel an easy 3-foot put for birdie coming. Driver in hand, I crushed the ball down the right-hand side of the fairway. For me it was a gr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 18:32:00 GMT |
This only SOUNDS mean. |
Now that the college football season is over, I feel a sense of loss without some all-important weekly poll telling who is better than what. Sure NCAA basketball has a poll, but that don't really mat...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:46:00 GMT |
The 2nd Great Beat-Down |
If there was one rule that was not to be broken (or even tested) in the Quinonez household, it was the in-bed-by-8:00 rule. Now there were many other rules that were blatantly broken, and the punishm...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:58:00 GMT |
Why I am better than you. |
If any of you have written a paper longer than 44 pages, YOU MUST LEAVE NOW, STOP READING! Now that that is out of the way, yup,& you read it right. Little ol Matt Q. done wroted him a big ol pape...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:58:00 GMT |
Holy shit, Mary Q is a ninja. |
Im going to tell you the tale of my mothers legacy as a ninja. As a child, no matter how often I tried to fight it, I was never able to defeat her and the way of the ninja. Ive lived my entire ad...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 17:09:00 GMT |
Myspace popups |
I love the popups that find their way onto my myspace page. I now know where to go if I want to meet black singles in my city. I now have parctice throwing shit at the president. I know that if Bra...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:11:00 GMT |
