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Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender

Never Trust A Big Butt And Smile

About Me

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Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called FOUNTAIN HILLS In EAST COLUMBUS,OHIO born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good" Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "WE'RE moving with your GRANDMA and GRANDPA in FOUNTAIN HILLS" I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed our suitcases and sent us on our way She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of FOUNTAIN HILLS livin' like, Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "HILLS" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to FOUNTAIN HILLS I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of FOUNTAIN HILLS ..THIS MAKES TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLE Saguaro Woods! I'm from there,So don't go there!African-American 1/2Armenian 1/4German 1/4 FOGHORN LEGHORN IS DA MAN

My Interests

Pro Wrestling, I play Semi-Pro football for the East Valley Cougars, Movies,PS2

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Music:


Movies:

I love movies. I have well over 300 DVD's and 250 VHS Movies. I dig all sorts of movies way too many to name.

Television:

Beverly Hills 90210, Saved By The Bell, Seinfeld, Deadwood, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm,Dog the Bounty Hunter, King of Cars( Gotta love the sexy blue genie)

Books:

Black Like Me;To be the man(Ric flair autobiography);I hope they serve beer in hell; Alphabet of Manlines

My Blog

Barry Lamar Bonds

Last night Barry Bonds tied the all-time home run record of 755. He is tied with Hank Aaron. First off I'm going to let all of of you know I'm a Barry Bonds fan. Infact he is my favorite player. It w...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Forney 2:2

From the Book of Forney Chapter 2 Verse 2   Last Wednesday Erin, Avery and I went to the doctors for Isiah's ultrasound. It was amazing! He was moving all over the place and sucking his thumb. It...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

Baby Name and other shit

We decided to drop an "A" off Isaiah's name. So, now its Isiah. What do y'all think? Just thought I would let you know, and knowing is half the battle. I just got back from a vacation in Mi...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

Forney 2:1

From the Book of Forney Chapter 2 Verse 1   Erin and I just got back from the doctors.....and we are having a boy! His name is Isaiah Michael. We have to go back in 3 weeks for another ultra...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:08:00 PST

Forney 1:3

From the book of Forney chapter 1 verse 3   As some of you know I'm a huge Pro wrestling fan and have been watching since I was 5. So, Monday when I heard of the passing of Chris Benoit I was bum...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

Forney 1:2

From the book of Forney: Chapter 1 Verse 2 Get this shit, last week I got written up for sending an unappropriate email at work. This dumb ass bitch who stops by cube every fucking day telling her lif...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

Forney 1:1

From the book of Forney: Chapter 1 Verse 1   I was reading an article this morning about a law suit that prevents Kellogs to advertise there cereal where kids under 12 may see or hear it. Because...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

Down and Out in Fountain Hills

My first attempt at a blog, I have been known to go on and on about random shit. We shall see how it goes.   I have alot of great things going on in my life right now. So ofcourse there is always...
Posted by Jeremy Forney A.K.A. Black Lavender on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST