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Cody

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

My Interests

Zen "nonsense," haiku, imagination, love, the greenbelt, my family,. Eternal tranquility and razor-sharp perception. Buddhahood. Exploring the infinite depth of the human soul. I also like frisbee a lot.

I'd like to meet:

Batman, The dalhi lama, Professor X, buddha, Peter Parker, jesus, einstien, tom robbins, the president, and Superman

Music:

Slightly Stoopid, P Funk, Dangerdoom, The Roots, Wolfmother, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Grateful Dead, Rage against the Machine, White stripes, Nirvana, Mos Def, Deltron 3030, DJ Screw, Z-ro (His “Life” album rules), Lil’ Flip, Who? Mike Jones, System of a Down, Beatles, Doors, Dr. Octagon, Paul Oakenfold, lil' Wayne, BUUUUT acually I dont like music anymore, it sounds gay and people are always playing it and whatever. Music sucks ;)

Movies:

WHATS UP MY NINJA!.. ..

Television:

Adult Swim

Books:

Tom Robbins, Daniel Quinn, Vonnegut, Bret Easton Ellis, Casteneda, what chu reedin' fer?

Heroes:

Kevin bacon

My Blog

Guess Who's a Little Crazy!

I am feeling quite playfull and free right now, all the pills and I-pods in the world couldn't improve upon the peace one can find using the "oreos and milk method" developed by a Dr. Spitzvogul in th...
Posted by Cody on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST

hi

If you can keep your head when all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt youBut make allowance for their doubting too,If you can wait and not be...
Posted by Cody on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST

Rip Van Winkle

I got home from the party late and said "fuck it, it's summer time," and fell asleep. I opened my eyes and looked slowly towards the clock on my nightstand. "Damn, did I sleep that long?" I walk...
Posted by Cody on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

Religious experience

I just recently had one of the most satisfying experiences a human being can expect to have, next to sex and love. South park and chocolate chip pancakes, you do the math.....thank you god...
Posted by Cody on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:14:00 PST

So many Codys

I just found out there are EXACTLY 262 codys on myspace. Don't ask me how, it was pretty intensive. I'm really bored. It's late.
Posted by Cody on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

art gallary

Went to a friends magazine premiere at this art gallary down south...and I saw an old friend I hav'nt seen in "two years and three months" (his words exactly)  By old friend I mean that we have b...
Posted by Cody on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel

What have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I knowGoes away in the end
Posted by Cody on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

This is a Conversation about the last Blog

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cody Date: Feb 4, 2006 1:15 AM thats crazzzzzzzzzzzzy channel 69 right? I was just testing to see if I could use my psychic powers to increas...
Posted by Cody on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST

Those guys with the hand-puppets are hogging all the chicks

Iwas watching blind date just now on TV, and this guy pulls out a sock puppet with a mr. T voice. Now, this social/dating retard doesn't actually throw his voice...or try not  to move his lips at...
Posted by Cody on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:11:00 PST

My twisted childhood

As I recently told a friend, I spent my formative years in russia. As a young boy I knew nothing of music or art, only the distant hum of the grain elevators.  I love my new life in America...
Posted by Cody on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST