My full name is Purrcie Itty Bitty Taco Fawker Shittie Kittie. I know. My mom is a bitch.
I'm not trying to be conceited but I've been told I have the biggest eyes and I am the softest cat on earth about 205,892,454,603,564 times. "wow! you are so soft you feel like a rabbit! Can I wear you?" That's a common one. I usually say yes cause I like to perch on the sholders if you know what I mean.
I am only 7 years old in human years but when I tell my mom I'm actually 49 and should be able to make my own decisions, she doesnt understand me. So I just don't meow a lot.
I spend my days eating, leaving nose prints on the window, running amuck out side or just plain curled up on the couch. My favorite thing to do is play with the rubber band my friend Stacey gave me but most of the time I'm just too lazy. Sometimes in the morning I will curl up right next to my mommy and let her wrap her arm around me. I loveeee spooning. It makes me purr and drool a little.
So that's me. Take it or pet me. meow!
♥ >^..^<
