Jaaake!Â [B.O.S] & [T.U.C]

About Me

I'm 17 years old, laidback, cheery, happy, eccentric, and I am possibly the most intruigingly boring person you'll ever meet! I am about 6 foot 4, brown hair, and sort of chubby. My friends call me Boris (long story) and I am part-ukrainian which is cool coz people cant pronounce my last name.
Im an extremely happy-go-lucky person, and as ryan puts it, 'theres no one more of a klutz than me (jake)' which is a compliment of sorts! I make my mistakes, just like everyone else, and I try and learn from them, which I believe that I can do rather well! I am good at giving advice apparently, so if anyone has something to sort out and need advice, im ur fella! hahahaha
Im currently learning to play the drums and I hope to be in a band one day, preferably not emo lol, and I also want my own drum kit, preferably a black Ludwig with Paiste cymbals. I also play the tuba, a very intriguing instrument, sort of like a mix between a bassoon and a megaphone lol.
a few of my favourite things are...
friends
having a laugh
meeting new people
being respected
being fair and nice basically
atheism (woooo!)
lie-ins
decent music
turkish delight! (bloody LOVE the stuff!)
bizarre hats
playing the tuba and drums
telling and hearing jokes
laughing
reading
having heart-to-hearts with people :) and giving advice :)
and many many more...
Finally, I am able to play the didgeridoo which is a hell of a lot of fun, and by the way, if anyone wants to know, the same sound as a didgeridoo can be obtained by blowing down the handle/pipe on a dyson vacuum cleaner! try it yourself! *art attack theme tune* Anyway, that is all i have to say for the moment...
Jake xx

My Interests

Reading, relaxing, watching TV, socialising, playing on the computer, playing the tuba and drums.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Freddie Mercury from the band Queen, but I cant :( and also id like to meet seth mcfarlane :D

Myspace Backgrounds

Music:

I have a hilarously bad taste in music, mainly stuff like jazz and classic rock, as well as classical music like Mozart, etc... I love queen and journey! and also Muse, i used to be OBSESSED with system of a down, but im not now :D coz ive moved on from those kind of days...

Movies:

Rain Man, Pulp Fiction, 28 Days Later, Home Alone, Life of Brian, Search for the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, Meaning of Life, Bowfinger, Dumb and Dumber,etc... the list is endless...

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, Corrie :D, Monkey Dust, Wallace and Gromit, Malcolm in the Middle, Bottom, Red Dwarf, etc...

Books:

Apparently im an 'obsessive' reader, i read at least something each day, maybe a book ive already read, i start reading bits again lol!

my current book series is the 'Dark Tower' series by Stephen King, its bloody amazing! oddly enough, im not a big fan of Harry Potter or Dan Brown (dont ask why) but i like the films! how moronic is that?!

anyway, i like joke books, horro novels, anything by Dean Koontz and any other book as long as its not stupidly boring :)

Heroes:

My best mates in the entire world! Lou, sweetest most genuine person you could ever meet! and ryan, mad as a box of waffle irons, such a great guy to talk to if theres a problem to be solved :D

great guys :D.

and of course, my other friends who i care about lots (theres too many of you to name! hehe)

and last but not least, howard moon! xD

My Blog

myspace family (nicked of rachael lol)

My Space family send me comments of what u should be and ill fill u in it :) My Mum -My Dad -My Cute Little Sister - rachael hMy Annoying Little Brother -My Nan - My Grandad- My Uncle -My Star ...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Quiz that I stole from Paddy who stole it from Chels who stole it from Mel...

1. Ever punch someone in the face?2. How old are you?3. Are you single or taken?4. Eat with your hands or utensils?5. Do you dream at night?6. Ever seen a corpse?7. Have you ever wished someone...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

My ambitions

Now that I have left school for good, I feel the need for a list of ambitions, some of them to keep me busy over the time that I have off. here they are; Go bungee-jumpingGet my PS2 workin...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

the tale of ye olde jake

well, once upon a time, on a very sunny day (with a gentle breeze, just how ye olde jake likes it), jake was walking through the woods, with a tin of gummy worms, wondering what to do with the picnic ...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

damnation

why the bloody hell do all the freaks, pricks and indeed nutcases (not the good nutcases) get everything in life served to them on a big silver fucking plate, where the decent people just live a life ...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

Psychotic Rantings for the Intellectual Nutcase Vol. I

I am almost certain that the world is indeed going backwards, in its thinking. I mean, for christs sake, they've got George Bush Snr's retarded Texan hick of a son running America (which isn't that go...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

Ein Bloggen lol, i didnt write this blog, answer it or else

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss ...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

Hiking

Today was absolutely amazing, if not slightly tiring! lol We (me, Sam, Sarah and Nathan) went walking aorund Ogden Reservoir, I never knew you could fit so many reservoirs into one place!!! It was HUG...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

Comedy 2!!

..> Hi y'all, this is another one of my legendary comedy blogs, just coz im nice :D havent you noticed, that people try to make a joke out of things theyve seen, in a futile attempt to make a gag?...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

comedy :S

Hello everyone, this is my little attempt at comedy, I know, comedy! Anyway, this is not, I repeat NOT, a stand-up thing to rival Sian's (it's extremely funny by the way Sian :D), it was inspired ...
Posted by Jaaake! [B.O.S] & [T.U.C] on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST