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Ali

She drank beer with coca-cola

About Me


Hi!
So my name is Alissa (pronounced Ah-Leee-sss-ah) i get internally mad when people say my name wrong. So if you ever meet me or whatever, try and say it right because then i won't have to kill you.
I like to laugh. I think dead baby jokes are funny and not in the slightest bite distasteful.
I like chillaxin' with my friends. They are all very important to me, seeing as i would never leave my house if it weren't for them.
I think Carny's are cool and that everyone should go to at least ONE county fair in their lifetime.
I like the idea of wine, but i think it's selfish of the grapes to try and immortalize themselves. (same goes milk and it's immortalized form also known as Cheese...)
I don't like it when people mis-treat animals, but I'm sadly not a Vegetarian...
So i guess I am a hypocrite ... But at least i admit it, so your just going to have to deal.
I like listening to people speak weird languages. Mostly because they sound funny, but also because i like to try and guess what they're saying.
I don't look my age.That doesn't bother me too much thought. When I'm 30 I'll look 25 and your mind will wander.

I like to write but i can't spell very well...
I like reading books with pretty covers.
I think tomatoes should vegetables, avocados should be fruit and that peanuts should be nuts, because it makes no sense to call them peaNUTS if they aren't actually a nut.
I think books shouldn't be turn into movies unless the author and the screenwriter work together on the script. Thus avoiding a lot of future anger and frustration for viewers who have read the book.
I think i should wrap this up, because it's going to be hard to read this much.
Tata!
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My Interests

Music:

I like all kinds of music.

Books:

I read... so sue me