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Val

I am here for Friends

About Me

bursting at the seams with dreams

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Judge Judy, so that I might kick her ass; Rafael Furcal, lead-off hitter for the Atlanta Braves, so that I might grab his ass; and YOU!, so that I might check out your ass and decide whether to kick or grab it

My Blog

What I learned this week:

shark pinata + trampoline = potent aphrodisiac
Posted by on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 08:40:00 GMT

summer plans!

Before the end of this summer, I will build a hovercraft large enough to support 2 passengers. Then I will drive it to the 7-11 for late night slurpies! Who's comin with me?
Posted by on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:57:00 GMT

the secret of life

today, I sat around in my underwear and, in doing so, came to the realization that panties are the key to happiness. think about it.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Apr 2004 14:18:00 GMT