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About Me

I moved to "Nashvegas" in the spring of 05' from Washington State. I moved here for something that didn't workout. Of course my parents wanted me to moved back but I decided to stay. I'm glad I stayed or I wouldn't have met the new man in my life, Lance. Its a drive to see each other but its well worth it! You'll hear no complaining from me!!
Our life is a storybook and God is the author. It takes some hurt and trials to see where your headed but its worth seeing what God has in store. I wish I never was on that bumpy road but now I see why I was. The bumpy road has to have a smooth path sometime, right? I believe I've found that smooth path and I plan on staying on it for a long time.
"God determines who walks into your life...it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go."
There's no place like home so I love going back to visit. My family is very important to me and I miss them so. When I get off the plane I stop at my favorite food spots. (I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.) I always find time to meet up with my friends for Starbucks, dinner or doing whatever. I love working out, seeing new places and things, shopping, hanging out at home on the couch watching movies or just chatting with friends, dancing around and being plain ol' silly.
Life's too short, live it up with a laugh and smile!
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Napoleon Dynamite

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Dodgeball - Milkshake Dance

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Natural Highs

1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. &nbs...
Posted by Joann on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

"Leroy"

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for m...
Posted by Joann on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:53:00 PST

To my best friend

I never had no oneI could count onIve been let down so many timesI was tired of hurtinSo tired of searchintil you walked into my lifeIt was a feelinId never knownAnd for the first timeI didnt feel alo...
Posted by Joann on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

The sighs (size) of his heart

"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. ...
Posted by Joann on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

Itchy hairy butt crack

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail ...
Posted by Joann on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

Wrong email address

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.They planned to stay at the same hotel whe...
Posted by Joann on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

How to:

How to keep a healthy level of insanity:1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point ahair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due ...
Posted by Joann on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

Office Dares

ONE-POINT DARES _1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name andsay, "...
Posted by Joann on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:27:00 PST

25 Ways to keep your girl happy

1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward] 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it make...
Posted by Joann on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Whatever Boys! lol

I'll be fair and put one up for the guys.... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the Guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" ...
Posted by Joann on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST