I'd like to meet:
FOR WOMEN: a 'long cool woman in a black dress' or even a 'devil with a blue dress on' will do,yet any woman with a good independant mind on her shoulders to help accentuate her other delicious gifts will more than do the trick.
im an independant kinda guy,who has been physicly as well as spiritualy on my own since i was 15 years old,so im normally attracted to vivacious women of a like wise ilk.
im sick and tired of lobotomy eyed girly girls who profess the desire but actually lack the fire.....you know the type? there all hip swaying attitude with no rhyme or reason and very little conversational gambit past post coital small talk.
im not gonna lie to you,im looking for a very specific type of woman for both friend and otherwise.....shes gotta be equal parts bettie page and betty boop,bridgette bardot and marilyn monroe,mean ass biker chick and downhome country style cook,saucy college professor and seductive diner waitress,sophia loren and salma hayek,truck driver and ballerina,wonderwoman and she-hulk,part streetwise new yawk overage delinquint and part well bred blueblood bad girl,equal parts catwoman and batgirl.
she can be as well rounded as an appilachian mountain roadmap or as long and flat as the las vegas strip,she can be as well educated as a rhodes scholar or as ill educated as a high school drop-out working at target,she can be as beautiful as a goddess on super-nova or as plain as the girl who sat behind you in 10th grade english lit class,she can be as busty and well rounded as 'sophia loren' in her cheesecake pin-up days or as feral and flat chested as 'mia farrow' in her 60's modeling period,she can dress like a skintight mini skirt & big leather thigh high 'fuck me' boots wearing super retro 7o's rock 'n' roll foxy mama or a leopard print pedal pusher-seamed nylon revealing-black leather motorcycle jacket wearing 50's pin-up seductress.....it does'nt matter to me if shes black,white,brown,yellow,zebra striped,alien or other,it dont matter if shes catholic-baptist-lutheran-presbitarian-jewish-muslim-unitari
an or lythowanian for that matter,she can be tall,fat,skinny,short,voluptous,svelte,blue eyed,brown eyed,green eyed,blonde,brunette,redheaded,big boobed, small boobed,medium boobed or no boobs at all......as long as she is with out an reasonable dought the coolest woman i have ever encountered in my life up to this point,then alls fair in love and war and lets get the hot rod rolling.
ill admit i love a woman who loves to wear and knows just how to wear,retro or authentic lingerie and undergarments from the 40's,50's and early 60's like bustier,panty girdles,garter belts,girdles with garter attachments,black or sandlefoot brown seamed nylon hose,5o's push up brassiers,silky half or full slips,silky full figure panties or lingerie garter ensambles......just imagine yer perusing a sears catalog ladies undergarment section circa 1958,kinda like a cross between bettie page and your moms older sexy divorce friend,i imagine ya'll get the picture,right?
a woman who is so dynamic and so ethereal that she shines like hi-beams on a 1957 desoto,a woman who is so vivacious and seductive that she would put 'jessica rabbit' to shame,a woman who is so bright and talented she'd roll over 'diane arbus' or 'gloria stienem' like she were a steam roller,a woman who is so open minded and forthright that you'll think you've died and gone to heaven.....is a woman like this out there? i know i sound crazy for wanting or looking for such endelible perfection in a woman,but thats only because i love women so much and find them to be the more interesting and sensual sex.......in a very real and very vital way woman are my TRUE heroes,not james dean or brando or even my own dad,but women in all her thriving and inexuastible glory,are the true heroes,the true conquerers,the true warriors......for they are the barers of birth,the barers of the pain of life and the barers of the worlds prejudice against them and for those three things alone ill love women till the day i step off this mortal coil.
i love the the slightly wacky girl next door type with big hungry sad eyes,marginally disheveled black clothes and more than a few skeletons lurking in her closet,she's gotta be a bit of a swinger,a bit of a florence nightengale,a bit of tough broad-both pool hall ace meets horny cheerleader,a bit of the raging poetress meets an alabama crawdaddy,you roll that all up together and you got one delicious spirited woman that you sure as hell dont wanna cross-but you sure as hell wanna play naked twister with.....
FOR GUY FRIENDS: just a bud who does'nt stab me in the back over some broad,steal my money,steal my records from my massive collection[and you know im talkin' about you PRESTON!],mooch off me and eat alla my food and never have the grace of heart to say thanks once and a while,someone who does'nt fuck some broad in my bed when im not there,someone who does'nt drink all of my beer or whiskey[and you know im talkin' about you PIERCE!],some one i can trust when i turn my back and above all someone who will stand shoulder to shoulder with me when im facing down a bad situation.
JUST SOME PEOPLE AND THINGS THAT I MISS AND ALWAYS WILL[not really in this order]:nina[the sequined honky tonk angel],mellow dawn of the badlands,bayta[a goddess of no known compare]giddeon,lalania[one the loveliest creatures god ever created]kelso,laura minervino,dominique krasow,chrystal dugan,beth'red'starger,jeff blanchard,jenny robbins,jenny anspauch,page faulkner,nicola isgro,matt little,mandy little,shawn[maggot]tremblaye,roland waddington[r.i.p.],tommy frasher[r.i.p.],ryan vacarro[r.i.p.],my dad[r.i.p.],lori minnick,lorianne roscoe from 'the blaine motor inn',april barter,nick danger,paula'the butt'palumbo,kalaisha[destructor]watrous,preston[leibowitz]w
ilkins,cara mckinney,jeni durrel,jen turcotte,carrie ritson,curt northrup,john doucette,matt doucette[at times],my cousin albert,my cousin sarah,my cousin alberta,my aunt ellie[r.i.p.],carrie ladd[r.i.p.],shawn walsh[r.i.p.],nathan libby,sarah[the lil' portaguese girl] chapman,michelle sandborn,jason goodell,stephanie curless,moriah casey,nick armentrout,tori armentrout,b.c. chaklyn,sephie mills,the skinny,the portland twin drive-in[r.i.p.],the keystone theatre,the old geno's,the old three dollar deweys,chris lomba,john althoff,stephanie haynes,tammy chase,diane adams,kelly quinn,heidi luce[r.i.p.],the expo flea market[r.i.p.],kelly proctor,kim mccullor,kelly o'donovan,my grammy and grampa[r.i.p.],angela colello,my home town movie theatre[the gorham playhouse;r.i.p.],choco-diles,night and day candy[a good'n'plenty candy],fanta,['red white and blue beer','black label beer','american beer','knickerbocker beer','peils beer'],70's fm pop radio,manny versoza[r.i.p.],glenn'ratman'batemen[r.i.p.],pete pickering,wally mikell,kathy waggoner,the moguls,charlie hall,scruffy the cat,the dogmatics,the del fuego's,kurt kruger[r.i.p.],jason kruger,filthy phil giordano[r.i.p.],mike delaney,kim kazilonis,janis[oh lust of teenage loins] gilyckson[sp?],jaylene tuffo, tv shows "happy days","american dreams","october road","crime story","american gothic",lou's luncheonette[gorham,me.r.i.p.],mario's pizza[gorham,me.r.i.p.],
JUST SOME WOMEN OF THE SILVER SCREEN AND OTHERWISE I'D LIKE TO MEET OR OTHERWISE BED[although some of them are long since passed away]:marilyn monroe,sophia loren,bridgette bardot,bettie page,jayne mansfield,mamie van doren,jane russell,gina lollabrigida,rosanna schiafino,giovanna ralli,luciana paluzzi,claudine auger,martine beswick,ursulla andress,anita ekberg,gwen verdon,marlene dietrich,jean harlow,veronica lake,lauren bacall,aquenetta,kim novack,lana turner,julie newmar,eartha kitt,yvonne craig,stella stevens,connie stevens,pamela sue martin,carol lynley,raquel welch,cyd charisse,ann miller,janet leigh,hedy lamarr,silvana mangano,rita hayworth,betty grable,claudia cardinale,britt eckland,lola albright,francesca bellini,mari blanchard,barrie chase,maxine cooper,linda darnell,arlene dahl,yvonne decarlo,anne francis,zsa zsa gabor,ava gardner,gloria grahame,coleen gray,susan hayward,carolyn jones,gayle hunnicut,jennifer jones,shirley jones,nancy kovack,joi lansing,barbara loden,natalie wood,shirley maclaine,dorothy malone,diana dorrs,rita moreno,barbara nichols,dorothy provine,lee remick,lizabeth scott,juliette prowse,joan shawlee,ann sothern,fay spain,barbara stanwyck,karen steele,barbara steele,tuesday weld,marie windsor,shelley winters[roughly 1943 threw 1967 only],clara bow,mae west,yvonne doughty,mary murphy,rhonda fleming,yvette mimieux,britt ekland,cleo moore,susan george,hedy lamarr,
