The Official Worldwide Biff Spankie Fan Club

About Me

I have seven gold albums, two silver and one bronze (just FWYH). I have been performing for audiences worldwide since I was 15 years old. As a child prodigy of Eddie Van Halen and Randy Rhoads, I have performed in front of over 123,743 people . . . though not all at the same time. My first Live concert experience was when I was asked to play as the warm up act for KISS at Barton Coliseum, Little Rock Arkansas. Naturally, I refused to play unless Gene Simmons took off his boots. That night, I played 13 songs in front of 12,000 screaming KISS freaks and Gene Simmons played barefooted. I have been involved primarily in "wookie" bands my entire music career. At the young age of 13, I joined my first wookie band called "The Wookies". Our debut album "Pubic Enema #1" was featured on Arkansas radio station MAGIC 105. After our drummer left to go into the carnival business, we hired a horn section and became "The Flaming Wookies". After the summer we warmed up KISS, we hired two additional bass players and were signed on to Capitol Records. 15 years later, Biff Spankie has returned with a brand new record deal (Sasquatch), record label (Spanking the Little Biffy Records) and band, called "Army of Wookies". We have posted a demo version of 'Suicide By Masturbation', perhaps our most celebrated epic to date! We are making a comeback with our second debut "Gnu and Improved". For a more in-depth bio, T-shirts, bumper stickers and other Biff Spankie swag, please visit Biff's homepage at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BIFFSPANKIE. May God Bless Your Hairy Asses~Biff Spankie

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Member Since: 11/01/2007
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/biffspankie
Band Members: Biff Spankie (a.k.a. The Biffer, Biffro, Mister Biff Spankie): Lead and Rythym 6-String Electric Guitars, 4-string Electric Bass Guitar and drum machine. Some of my former bands were "Biff Spankie and The Wookies" as well as "Biff Boner and The Stoners"- solo project (North Little Rock, Arkansas), "Biff Spankie and The Flaming Wookies" (U.S. Army Fort Stewart, Georgia), Dieter Pfeifer und der Peck of Pimpled Peckers (U.S. Army Europe- Kaiserslautern, West Germany) and "Biff Spankie and The Wookie All-Stars" (Richmond, Virginia). Also played lead guitar in many garage bands, most notably "Twinkie Tom Mulligan and the Gilligans" (then I broke off with the drummer to record 'Godzilligan', my first jam record), "The Nabiscos", "The Tonkas", "The Hasbros", "The Wrigleys", "Mother Tums" (same band- different names changed due to trademark enfringement). Also, during my recooperation from a motorcycle accident in '98 where I dislocated my index finger (could not 'barre' a chord fershit), I sang and fronted for "Tee Ironwood and the Drivers" as well as "Slam Dunkshot and the Buckets".
Influences: Frank Bauman (U.S. Army Fort Stewart, Georgia Music Center Talent Show), Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads and Sasquatch . . . my favorite wookie.
Sounds Like: A test tube experiment gone haywire . . .
Record Label: Spanking The Little Biffy Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Thanks Tom!

Brother Tom has come through once again to show that he is not only the Myspace Webmaster Extraordinaire but may one day be promoted to AIG CEO . . . and as far as we're concerned, is entitled to the ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:57:00 GMT

Biff Spankie GNU AND IMPROVED IN 2009

Biff Spankie has deleted ALL of his old tunes and replaced them with brand new 44.1kHz/16 bit Digital Remasters! For those of you with no knowledge of recording, mastering or CD duplication (don't ev...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:09:00 GMT

Rock The Vote 2008

Biff Spankie has been nominated for Artist of the Month in the UK!We recieved the following announcement from a British website, and will be adding another Biff Spankie original 'The Quirkulator' whic...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:50:00 GMT

Plans fell through . . . .

WELL! Needless to say, plans fell through for our mid-year Summer Jam here in The Star City for 'BIFFFEST 2008'. OK, so we tried to get it going for July 4th weekend but apparently Biff Spankie fans h...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:30:00 GMT

Quirx and Canopy

Yo check out 'The Quirx' and 'Canopy' on my Friends List. The tunes are "Katydid Steak" by The Quirx and "The Listener" by Canopy. Any song which incorporates the word 'jibberish' is just grand in my ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 16:03:00 GMT

New Blahg for 2008

It's been awhile since I have graced you all with my presence on Myspace. Speaking of which, hope the fat guy brought you lots of "presents" and you stuffed Yerface. I had a blast jamming onstag...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Three Sixes

I just realized somebody was the 666th visitor to this web page. I wonder if it was El Diablo himself . . . or maybe Frankenstein? Or just some fucking wookie . . . . .
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Brand SPANKing New

OK, kids- so my second debut has not gone as planned. So much for my 13 weeks of fame. Only Denmark and Sweden have responded well to my single, "Suicide By Masturbation", oh and Caracas Venezuela. Th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:59:00 GMT

In Memory Of . . . .

May God Bless the 32 victims of Virginia Tech. In memory of those lives cut short, I have deleted any "friends" who post pictures of guns as part of their band logo or are singing about stupid ass vio...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:35:00 GMT