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The Golgi Apparatus

About Me

Well what can I say.......The Golgi Apparatus played mostly in Sussex from Summer 2001-2008. We had a great time and mutated considerably from an acoustic trio to a quartet playing slow, melancholic, jazz tinged, vocally harmonised songs, all looking uncomfortable on stage to the final quintet, often with a guest, playing electric, uptempo, silly songs, featuring wild costumery and vaudeville chaos stage performance featuring a striptease on a unicycle! We decided after 7 years to call it a day for several reasons, too many gigs in front of 4 or 5 people, difficulty in the name being remembered and wanting to write new songs. But, my friends, a fragment of the band are currently in negotiations with some other chaps to form a new 6 piece band with more stage performance, a more memorable name, a few Golgi songs thrown in for good measure and a whole lot of new ones. Hopefully, it will be up and running by November or December. Watch this space.BACKGROUND....The Golgi Apparatus were a bunch of multi-instrumentalist all of whom sung to some degree or another. We dissected every genre we come across and mix up the bits and see what comes out. The result could be described as interesting if not bordering on ridiculous. We specialised in songs about facial hair and people we know, played on a peculiar mix of instruments. The live show includes a STRIPTEASE on a UNICYCLE, costumes, props and lashings of horseplay. It has been said that the stage looks like a JUNK SHOP and our performance has been described as "ANARCHIC WIZARDRY". Originally formed in the Summer of 2001 the band had 3 main line ups. Both Martin and Richard emigrated. The first line up recorded a CD of debut recordings on 2002 and then the 9 track cd 'PA-PA SMJEÅ KO' in Nov 2003, and the second the 10 track CD 'GRUNTLED AHD WHELMED' in Jan 2005 and Jan 2006. The final line-up recorded 3 tracks in July 2007 and 4 tracks (as yet unmixed) in February 08. Noise making devices employed included 12 and 6 string acoustic and electric guitars, banjo, djembe, shakers, drums, bass, nose flute, bagpipes, tenor horn, toys, sound effects, ukelele, hosepipe, football rattle, recorders, teapot, kazoos, whistles and sirens.We're on Facebook and YouTube too!

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Member Since: 11/01/2007
Band Website: www.thegolgiapparatus.org
Band Members: Tony Chins - acoustic/electric guitar, vocals, bass, percussion, cazoo, whistle and chins.Ade von Lemon Blaster - 12 string/electric guitar, vocals, bass, bagpipes, ukelele, nose flute, peace flute, recorders, percussion, horn, household objects and flatulence.Wolfington Stanley - Percussion, bass, vocals, sound effects, electric guitar, drums and relentless nicotine addiction.Avery Hornblower - Banjo, acoustic guitar, percussion, vocals, harmonicas, melodica, bass and irish time keeping.Whitney Blanket - drums, percussion, flute, vocals and self deprecating perfectionism.Nigel Souffle Saucepan Lid - 1st reserve drummery and visually interesting hernia.Mark Anchovy The Turd - 1st reserve harmonica, melodica, electric/acoustic guitar, vocals, percussion and parched delivery.Foz - Special guestage ukelele, singing saw, banjo, 10 string guitar thingy and twisted clownery.Martin of the Golgis - CD and website designer (percussion, bass, vocals and random chuckles).Richard 2 Horns - ex-hornblower (sax et al) and Yorkshire sense of humour.Moe Redfish - Sometimes sits in on bass, vocal and schoolboy charm.
Influences: The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Spike Jones, Jethro Tull, Bluegrass, Avant Garde Jazz, Egg, The Beatles, Lindisfarne, Monty Python, Ian Dury, Red Dwarf, Douglas Adams, the list is endless and bares limited relevance to what we do!
Sounds Like: A load of facial hair wrapped around instruments
Record Label: unsigned/our own Ziff Productions

My Blog

The Logical Hairs

Three members of The Golgi Apparatus are now performing as The Logical Hairs. They are playing quirky, amusing rock songs in the same general vein as The Golgis. Not quite as silly though. Please go t...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:52:00 GMT

DOC SPOTTED IN READING

Wow, the actual Doc Haliday described in Doc's 'Tache was spotted in Reading at a Highland Games last week.  Sadly his 'face pubes' have met their fate and he no longer 'blows the sack'.  He...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:49:00 GMT

Bagpipes meet axe murderer

Ah, the offorementioned gig went swimmingly culminating in the axemurder of the piper.  There was a hold up, a bomb, a striptease on a unicycle and all the instruments you've come not to expect.&...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Golgi news

Hi,  the new expanded 5 piece Golgi Apparatus are going to debut  at The Floating Fish Cabaret at The Charles Dickens in Worthing on March 30th.  I'm sure we will crop up at an open mic...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:58:00 GMT