Born out of the genius minds of Pumpernicholas Johnson (pronounced YO-han-so-hon) and Harvestina Gudbarley (pronounced GUD-barley), 100% Family Band Time Solution has wowed crowds of all ages with their intensity, beautiful songwriting, and meaningful lyrics. The Family Band is currently based in a Winnebago roughly under the Lake Street bridge in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
"Certainly there have been more influential bands in the past, but the 100% Family Band Time Solution could, in theory, make some sort of a difference, maybe," says Nick LaFontaine, this guy we paid to say something nice about the Family Band.
Pumpernicholas Johnson (pronounced Yeh-hayn-sEn) met Harvestina (pronounced stEE-Ven) at a small resort town in the northern part of the southern penninsula of the Great Lakes in Okisinagkee, Michigan. Pump-Nick (pronounced) was stationed as a "Baked Goods Consultant" at the famous Third Annual Okisinagkee Hip Hop/Folk Musicians Union Festival, where he met Harvestina after her second EVER live performance of her ground-breaking musical hit, "I Think You May Have Contracted (a Debilitating Sinus Infection) feat. The Sirus Williams Jazz-Rock Ensemble (soon to be downloadable, thanks to the INTERNET.)
After their first meeting, Harvestina and Pumpernicholas were involved in a fairly disgusting love affair, which, like all love affairs do, ended in a shady drug deal with a guy named Jamal under the Lake Street Bridge. It took 3 years for Harvestina and Pumpernicholas to get back in touch, but they did so and began working on their latest and greatest album, "The 100% Family Band Time Solution Live at the Nebraskan Astro-Cube in Alliance, Nebraska."
Pumpernicholas currently lives with his wife Quakerella and son, Gunner, on their ranch in Papua New Guinea. His Birthday is February 6th.
Harvestina Currently lives with her 42 cats, all named "Boober-Scoober," in a creepy abandoned McDonalds in Gary, Indiana. Her birthday is on February 4th.
