Welcome! To my myspashe! Let me tell you a little more about myshelf. You may know me from seeing me around Peabody or Saugus or other areas, just posing and waving and doing good for people. I try my best to make other people happy by letting them view me in a natural setting, such as a park, the watering hole, the city dump, or the local church, where I volunteer every Sunday and Thursday by filling in for the missing statue of the virgl Mary. Oh, it's virgin? I apologize, I almost forgot that word! But then again, I haven't heard it since I was 6. Or 7. I don't know, it was whenever I saw my elementary school janitor last. Also, I'm a very fancy person, I always put napkin rings on my napkins, if you know what I mean! I have a sassy Persian ladycat, whom I have trained to light cigarettes and then place them into my mouth opening using only his tail. In addition, I have a ridiculously good looking boyfriend whom I have also trained to do the same, except with his penis! I would like to clarify that he is NOT Siamese, however. We like to play music-like noises in our band, middlekids, using instruments which are shaped like most instruments are. And sometimes I even like to eat! I really have to get going. My pizza is here, but I can't eat the crust because there's to many carbs, and I really having trouble processing tomato in sauce form, so I have them melt the cheese right into the box. And then I just lick it really hard until dissolves in my mouth! Delicious! If you would like to know anything more about me or myself, or if you would like to book me for any type of show, or even if you would like an exclusive interview, then please do contact me here!
P.S. This video basically will tell everyone about my life and how a normal day for me is:
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