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1. I am THE Tillman Charles Action Funk Gressitt I.
2. Purple is my favorite color.
3. God is my favorite deity ever.
4. I play bass. It consumes my life.
5. Music makes my life spin round.
6. Vanilla haagen dazs is muh fave ice cream.
7. Love, no matter how complex, comes easy to me. I just get it.
8. Sometimes I seem really egotistical and I brag about myself. I swear I'm not egotistical, I just want you to agree with me because I crave affirmation of my abilities.
9. I have more music than you do.
10. I am in Love with a wonderful woman, To whom I am married as of the 19th of September.
11. My best friends are worth dying for.
12. I'd die for anyone if it could show them the love of God.
13. I've lead a very fucked up life, but it's getting better.
14. I don't masturbate...well, not often. I have to be REALLY lonely.
15. Sex is something reserved for marriage. I made the mistake of not waiting. Don't be like me. You'll regret it.
16. In my opinion, God's a gentleman.
17. I love my life.
18. Daft Punk has been one of my greatest musical influences of all time.
19. I'm a very sarcastic person.
20. Jono Winn is one of my greatest mentors. He's nearly two years younger than me, but he's wiser than most anyone I know.
21. I like to meet new people.
22. I am a philosophy geek. Not so much that I've read a lot of philosophy, so much as I have a lot of philosophies. But I have read my fair share.
23. Kisses can be better than sex. Shut up. It's true.
24. I lived in the wilderness for 42 days. It was the best experience of my life. Ask me about it.
25. I've never been good at the whole "about me."
26. Downtown ENC is my home. You can find me there a LOT.
27. My iPod's name is THE Splendiforous Music Slab Comrade V. II.
28. I play banjo. I picked it up just a few weeks ago, but I'm rockin it. Sweet.
29. My Banjo's name is Jezebel and my Bass' name is Lucinda. I call her Lulu for short.
30. I like to name things.
31. I see things a lot. They're really there, you just can't see them.
32. 21 is my favorite number.
33. I've never done a drug in my life nor have I ever been drunk. I smoke very rarely. And no, I don't smoke weed. Weed's a drug. Shut up. It is.
34. Time is irrelevant. It's what you do that matters.
35. I like to please people. Especially women. I'd like to think that I'd make a really great husband.
36. Women deserve the utmost respect, no matter what.
37. I like to kill my enemies with kindness.
38. I have no enemies, but apparently people think that I am their enemy.
39. When you prove you love someone for who they are, you can see the joy in their eyes.
40. Tom Waits and David Bowie are my favorite musicians of all time.
41. I like opera.
42. I like getting piercings.
43. I used to want to go to a rave just for the experience. I've since changed my mind.
44. I have a rave name.
45. Prince is one funky mofo. Plus, he totally won the whole, "Who's better, Micheal Jackson or Prince?" debate.
46. I believe in God. I'm not a "religious person," but you could call me a christian. I am one. But without the bullshit.
47. It's okay if you call me weak for having faith in God or a religion. I couldn't agree more. I am weak and I'd rather have comfort than loneliness.
48. Your life is your responsibility. No one can make you do anything ever. If you blame your problems on other people, you're just to scared to deal with them.
49. Child molesters are the worst people in the world.
50. I am a pirate.
51. I was called a gypsy tonight. It made me feel good. I like that moniker. Plus it's true. I am a descendant of french gypsies.
52. This list will get bigger as time goes on.
53. I love my family. You should love yours too.
54. I actually really liked the year 2007. It was an epic year for me. I learned a lot, grew a lot, loved a lot, and all sorts of other stuff. Also, some of the music that came out that year was some of the best in YEARS.
55. I like the idea of Utopia. It would be awesome if it were really possible.
56. Life is about being a servant. You should give up your life to the service of others. But hey, don't misunderstand me: if you have talents or abilities or gifts that you love/love to use, then use them not only for others but for yourself. I mean, you're allowed to be selfish. There's no need to be a pious and self righteous prick who claims that his/her life is lived solely for others. Then you're really just looking for attention. Find a healthy balance. It will make you feel good. I promise.
57. I have dreams, and hopes, and aspirations. I plan on fulfilling all of them. In fact, I WILL. Don't tell me I won't/can't. You're only lying to yourself, plus, people who tell other people that they can't do something know that they can't do it themselves and are jealous.
58. I've recently gotten into smoking a pipe. It is delicious. One of my dreams is to make a line of flavored pipe tobacco's and selling them worldwide.
59. I REALLY like to write. A lot. It's one of my passions. I don't think I'll ever go pro or anything like that, but I love doing it. I think I'm better at writing than I am speaking...well...most of the time.
60. I don't smoke cigarette's. They gross me out.
61. The Beatles are awesome and all, and I know that music today would not be what it is without them, but still, they are overrated most of the time. Also, people pretend to be into them way more than they really are. Which sucks, it makes me feel like "hey, if the teenage girls today are still into you, but really only enough for a status thing, it cheapens your image." So yeah. Lamesauce
62. I like adding "sauce" to the end of words.
63. Staying up late is a necessity for me. I love it.
64. I'm a really shitty boyfriend. If you have the chance to date me, think twice before hitting that up.
65. I love the song "When I'm 64." It's probably my favorite song by The Beatles.
66. One of these is a lie. Figure it out.
67. I am a massive MST3K fan. As evidenced by my current profile name and tagline (If I've changed them since, they were Bolt Vanderhuge and Warwelf?! respectively.)
68. I'm married and your not.
69. heh heh.
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Guy Manuel De-Hommem Christo, Thomas Bangalter, David Bowie, Prince, Jack White, all of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the guy who actually thought this picture was worth making.

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Lyrics are done

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Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:36:00 GMT

It’s 3:56 in the morning

And I'm awake.I'm reminiscing. I've spent the past hour reading old messages on Myspace. Considering I'm the kind of guy who never deletes messages and all past messages are never deleted by the serve...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:56:00 GMT

Countdown

During my third hour, I felt tragically alone. It wasn't the mere emptiness of space or the sterile vacuum that it presented, but the distance. As I gazed back, I began to fathom how small we really a...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:52:00 GMT

yup

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