Gorillas |
This month was crazy, when everybody else was studying hard, I got pissed and landed myself in jail. Fat Pat shat on the back of the cat that sat on a flat rat named Matt - 'nd eets baiii-bies. I wis... Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:05:00 GMT |
Illegal activities |
Illicit drugs Pedophilia Under-age drinking Drink driving Driving without a valid license Disobeying road rules/signs Theft (both physical and intellectual property) Trespassing Vandalism Tax evasion ... Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:57:00 GMT |
The wastage in the hole-yi-days |
After my epic plane journey from Brisbane to Sydney, my house was trashed three times. The traumatic experience left me with no girlfriend, and hence my emotional distress and cutting of the veins. At... Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:08:00 GMT |