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Zombie Nutter

Rectum, damn near killdum

About Me

This creature is literate and eye-liner free. An exciteable gore-hound and cuddle-loving thrasher; physical contact be what he likes, and intellectual stimulation be what he craves.

A pleasure addict and proven seeker of stories, any spare time not spent with friends is spent with books, blank paper, pencils, pens and a nintendo controller in each hand.

Chances are pretty good that there is a six pack hidden away somewhere in the confines of the sweet sweet softness, but they have been sacrificed in the name of baggy pants and cream filled cupcakes.

The wretch is proudly tattooed and pierced, and always thinking up new ways to push the physical limits. A tentative realist and vicious procrastinator; art and literature in all forms are what keeps him hopping with joy and joviality...did you notice that a semi-colon was used correctly in this sentence...hmm, did ya? I bet ya didnt!

My Interests

drawing, reading, writing, poetry, artistic expression, movies, painting, sculpture, design, learning, psychology, creativity, expressionism, surrealism, the macabre, literature, playing sports, ignoring television, friends, family, self exploration, sexual exploration, sexual confidence, self confidence, rain and walking in it, thunder, sleeping, succeeding, politics, philosophy, history, art, english, bondage, skirts and the pretty girls wearing them, garter belts, leather, latex, expanding my perceptual horizons, fire, ice, water, the dark, heat, fuzzy things, shiny things, weapons, the Japanese culture, the German language, travelling, Europe, summer parties, spring mornings, life's lessons, enjoyable company, serial killers, violence, humour, horror, Edgar Allen Poe, Paul Booth, Guy Atchinson, Robert Heinlein, Thomas Harris, Orson Scott Card, Clive Barker, Tim Burton, Kathe Kollowitz, Salvador Dali, gore, spikes, industrial chaos, misappropriated power, cults, poetry, perception, dreams, nightmares, death, life, monsters and their creators, blood, torture, cult leaders and the people who follow them, objectifying vegetables

I'd like to meet:

If you still wake up early every saturday and weep because cartoons just arent what they used to be, but then wipe those tears away and sneak downstairs to watch thundercats, teenage mutant ninja turtles, masters of the universe, bucky 'o' hare, looney tunes, animaniacs, or biker mice from mars on DVD, then I want to speak to you right now.
If you remember the hay-days of boglins, pogs, toxic avengers, attack of the killer tomatoes, bucky'o'hare, black and white Romero films, Cold War invasion movies, and when an actress could be hired and adored simply for her ability to screech at the top of her lungs, then you are officially my hero of the day.
Also if you were that guy that did the thing with the penicl that made me smile.

Music:

3 day binge, 25th frame, 30 seconds to mars, 36 crazy fists, 40 below summer, 86 this.......abstract, acacia strain, afx, against me, aggrolites, agony scene, alexisonfire, alice cooper, alice in chains, alien ant farm, all that remains, amen, american headcharge, android lust, angel lust, ani defranco, anthrax, aphex twin, arch enemy, arsis, as blood runs black, as i lay dying, ayria.....bad religion, bauhaus, bear vs shark, beastie boys, beatniks, bedouin soundclash, behemoth, beneath the massacre, berserker, bile, billie holiday, biohazard, bitch and animal, black label society, blame its, bleeding through, blessing the hogs, blood has been shed, blood red throne, blur, bombs over providence, bouncing souls, brainwalker, brand new, brat attack, brian eno, broken social scene, bucket truck, burden of a decade, burn the priest, bury your dead.....cage, caliban, cannae, cannibal corpse, carnal forge, catch 22, cattle decapitation, cephalic carnage, champion, children of bodom, chimaira, cky, clash, clutch, coal chamber, cold, combichrist, creepshow, crematorium, crotchduster, crystal method......damageplan, deftones, deicide, demonhunter, devildriver, diana krall, dillinger escape plan, dog fashion disco, dope, dresden dolls, dropkick murphys, drowning pool, dry cell, dry kill logic, duke ellington....einsturzende neubauten, ella fitzgerald, etta james, evergrey, evil incarnate, exodus, eyes of fire.....fear cult, fear factory, feindflug, fields of nephilim, finger eleven, flatliners, forsaken, freezepop, front line assembly, frou frou, fuckmasters, fun lovin criminals.....gob, god forbid, godsmack, gorerotted, gorgoroth, gorillaz, grandaddy, gutterdemons.....hanzel und gretyl, hardcore superstar, haste, hatebreed, hawksley workman, heatskores, hed pe, he is legend, high 5 drive, hocico, horrorpops, horse the band.....if hope dies, ill nino, in flames, incubus.....jack off jill, joe strummer, johnny cash, johnstones.....kanye west, keepin 6, kettle black, kidneythieves, killswitch engage.....lacuna coil, lamb of god, lars fredriksen, lazyboy, a life once lost, linkin park, lit, locust, louis armstrong, ludwig van beethoven.....machine head, marilyn manson, marvin gaye, massiv in mensch, mastadon, matadors, matt dusk, mayhem, mcklusky, meshuggah, mindless self indulgence, ministry, misery signals, mnemic, moonspell, morbid angel, motograter, motzart, mudvayne, murderdolls, mushroomhead, my ruin.....nailbomb, napalm death, nekromantix, nerve agents, nick cave and the badseeds, nightwish, no knife, nonpoint, norma jean, nothingface.....ohgr, opeth, orange, otep, out of your mouth, .....pain, pantera, parkway drive, passenger, perfect circle, pig destroyer, pod, poison the well, powerman 5000, prodigy, protest the hero, psychonaut 75.....queen.....raffi, rage against the machine, raised fist, rammstein, rancid, revolting cocks, riptides, rise against, rob zombie, rotersand, rotting christ.....sarah slean, scarlets' revenge, sentenced, septic flesh, sepultura, sevendust, shai hulud, shat, shylow, siouxsie and the banshees, sir mix-a-lot, sisters of mercy, skinlab, skinny puppy, slayer, slipknot, soil, soilwork, sonance, soulfly, spineshank, splashdown, static-x, still remains, strapping young lad, sublime, suicide commando, superjoint ritual, sworn enemy, system of a down, systematic....taproot, tchaikovsky, tech n9ne, temptations, terror, terrorfakt, thornley, three days grace, throwdown, tiger army, tom waits, tool, traitor like judas, transplants, trivium, type o negative.....unearth, union underground, unter null.....vader, velvet acid christ, vivaldi......walls of jericho, want monster, watch them die, white zombie, whitey, winterkalte, woflsheim, wumpscut

Movies:

Hellraisers 1-4, Friday the 13th 1-whatever the hell number its on now, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Nosferatu, M, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Exorcist, Donnie Darko, Session 9, Ugly, Childs Play, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Blob, Interview With the Vampire, Edward Scissorhands, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Super Troopers, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Run Lola Run, Hot Shots part Deux, Mafia, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Battle Royale, People Under the Stairs, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Willow, Apocalypse Now, 28 Days Later, Napoleon Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, The Changeling, Some Like it Hot, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dr.Strangelove, Nacho Libre, Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland, The Cave, Mirrormask, Jurassic Park, Alien, Predator, White Zombie, The Last Man on Earth

Television:

Thundercats, Visionaries, MXC, Family Guy, Futurama, Invader Zim, Felix the Cat, Muppets, Looney Tunes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Books:

{Paradise Lost} - {Dantes Inferno} - {Thief of Always} - {Sandman} - {Alice's Adventures in Wonderland} - {Stranger in a Strange Land} - {Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal} - {Last Unicorn} - {Princess Bride} - {Tigana} - {Snow Crash} - {Dune) - {White Dragon} - {Frankenstein} - {The Raven} - {Masque of the Red Death} - {Fall of the House of Usher} - {A Clockwork Orange} - {Et Tu Babe} - {Bloodchild} - {Day of the Triffids} - {Chrysalids} - {The Crystal Ball} - {Island of Dr. Moreau} - (Hunters of the Red Moon} - {Spooker} - {Neverwhere} - {Night} - {Survival in Auschwitz} - {Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry} - {Peter Pan} - {The Yellow Wallpaper} - {Zombie Survival Guide} - {Chicken Soup for the Soulless} - {Fight Club} - {Ender's Game} - {Ender's Shadow} - {Xenocide}

Heroes:

Nah. Just look to the friends page to see who really makes my life rich.

My Blog

Fiends (2)

Booyah, Chris is at it again!This is the second installment of my tribute to the people who have meant more to me over the past few years than I know how to express in words.After organizing the photo...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Fiends (1)

My friends have always been a very important part of my life. I would not be the person I am today if it were not for the people that surround me every day, and this is going to be the first in a seri...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

Memories

I'm asking for your help with this one. I want you to tell me the best memory you have of time that we have spent together. If you have not met me in person yet, and we've only talked through msn, t...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:54:00 PST

Finally, a survey that asks the important questions

Alright folks, I dont know about you, but Im getting pretty tired of being asked the same questions every single time I get a survey thrown into my inbox. They may be a great way to kill some time an...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:11:00 PST

Pandas and Lesbianism

This whole train of thought was sparked by my conversation with Ashley, the hottest lesbian I know (who also made me call her that). The life of a panda is a hard one. They are hunted for sport, forc...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:37:00 PST

When testicles attack

Have you ever noticed that your balls only ever stick to your leg in a social situation that calls for absolute concentration?
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crack Call

{share with all you know, the fate of your anuses hang in the balance}To whom it may concernI am sending you this communicato to inform you of the deviously deranged happenings that have only recently...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Muddy the Waters

Ok, now perhaps someone could explain this to me, because Im simply at a loss here. Im going to lay out the logic of "the mainstream" and "the underground," and maybe someone could show me where Ive...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death Never Knocks Twice

Lets talk about the existence and role of death. Even to say that "itexists" is a statement that I am not comfortable with, because I do notthink of death as being material or existential, but simply ...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Annual Traditions

This Halloween, if a kid comes to your door and gives you lip, saying that its your responsibility to give them candy, heres what you do:keep a bat right next to the door, and when that little punk co...
Posted by Zombie Nutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST