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Chance

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I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!basically im a juggalo livin on the Oregon coast, I make it to pretty much all of the Psychopathic shows in Portland and if they aint in Portland then I go up to Seattle with my homies. there really aint much to do in the town I live in but either work or chill with my juggalo homies. most of the time just try to stay away from being bored.

My Interests

anything psychopathic, AMB, some subnoize shit, and some strange music shit. older cars some newer, girls, chillin with my homies, and of course goin to concerts.

I'd like to meet:

any down juggalos or juggaletts or anyone just interested in gettin to know me.

Music:

ICP, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, ABK, AMB, Boondox, Dark Lotus, Soopa Villianz, Psychopathic Rydas, The R.O.C., Samhaiem With Killaz, Zug Izland, Project Born, older Esham, Kottonmouth Kings, Subnoize Soiljaz, Dirtball, Potluck, Tech N9ne, PDM... i know theres more but basically ya get the idea.

Movies:

Horror movies are the shit, love comedys and action movies..Mike Alvord's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.__________When Mike Alvord has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.__________Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Mike Alvord can kill him and take it.__________Mike Alvord once moustached someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.__________Mike Alvord doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.__________Mike Alvord only masturbates to pictures of Mike Alvord.__________When the boogeyman goes to bed he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... Then Chuck Norris gets his face moustached in half by Mike Alvord__________Mike Alvord lost his virginity before his dad did.__________Filming on location for Alvord: Texas Ranger, Mike Alvord brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged goatee' rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Mike Alvord Moustached the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the Great Mike Alvord giveth, and that the good Mike Alvord taketh away.__________Mike Alvord does not sleep. He waits.__________There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Mike Alvord.__________There is no chin behind Mike Alvord's goatee. There is only another moustache.__________Mike Alvord recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull__________If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Mike Alvord.__________On the 7th day, God rested.... Mike Alvord took over.__________If you can see Mike Alvord, he can see you. If you can't see Mike Alvord, you may be only seconds away from death.__________Mike Alvord doesn't believe in Germany__________Mike Alvord doesn't need to swallow when eating food.__________Mike Alvord invented water__________

Television:

adult swim mutha fukka, and comedy central

Books:

behind the paint,thats about it i dont read books too much

Heroes:

ICP, and AMB, because neither the Insane Clown Posse or the Axe Murder Boyz give up no matter how many people try to shit on there dreams.

My Blog

comments?

hey, im tryin to get my page back to the way it used to look so hook it up wit some comments. MCL
Posted by Chance on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST