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About Me

I'm the smartest bengal in the universe. I taught myself how to play fetch, sit, and give high fives. I like to play in the bathtub and go for short walks around the 'hood. Sometimes I get in trouble because I'm so smart that I figure out how to get into my favorite foods that were hidden away... but I think I learned my lesson because last time I ate too much and threw up. I am the greatest, I know it, and I have no shame.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Bush (W)--I'd piss all over his shoes and bite him in the ass.

My Blog

bitches on a leash

I can only go outside with a full coat of armor on now, and a person walking along next to me to babysit me and take away all my fun.What the fuck??
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:25:00 GMT

DIRBY

Dirby is cute, and I guess he's grown on me. I just wish he wouldn't get all up in my nummy nums so often. I don't get as many treats with him around. Come to think of it, I don't get as much of anyt...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 19:07:00 GMT